Helen Thomas Plans to Kill Herself if Cheney Runs

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[duffthor]

REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

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"The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."

Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

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[BobS]

She looks like she died, was buried, and subsequently unearthed after a long sleep.

She looks like a ghoul I met last Sunday while in search of "urgent" medical care. Sore leg + sore back, etc. Ashen complexion and dark eyes. "I can either give you an anti-inflammatory or bump you up to a specialist". I grabbed the 600mg Ibuprofen script and left with all my blood intact. I do not want to know about this ghoul's specialists.

[Iwo Jima]

Did we get this in writing?

[TASMANIANRED]

Ditto
Run Dick, Run

[TASMANIANRED]

Golem looks better.

[conservativecorner]

Is the old gas bag still around?

[The PeteMan]

R.I.P. PRUNE FACE!!!!

[conservativecorner]

From a man's perspective, how would ya like to wake up with that staring at you every morning? LOL!

[TASMANIANRED]

Helen unmasked:

[luknskill]

A CHENEY/RICE "08" run would be ok in my book. This lady might off herself after all.

[Commander Salamander]

Looks more like the Hunchback of Notre Dame

[Popman]

LOL. How true

[ladyinred]

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most likely the biggest liars ever to be in the White House. Bush DID NOT LIE, and I guess the rats figure if they just keep repeating that it will be a fact. They are the LIARS!

[Squat]

She is ready to join the religion of piece, and get herself some 40 virgins by blowing herslf up.

[Squat]

I feel for all those virgins.

[Radioactive]

Does anyone here think Helen Thomas was good looking when she was younger?

Does anyone have a picture of her when she was say...twenty five?

I bet she was a real barker back then also!

[Mike Bates]

From a man's perspective, how would ya like to wake up with that staring at you every morning? LOL!

Well, there's always justifiable homicide, right?

[Flux Capacitor]

I want this in WRITING, Madame Gollum.... I'm tired of people who only TALK about making the world a better place.

-Dan

[PilloryHillary]

I pray that somehow V.P. Cheney runs for POTUS. Sorry about the pic, couldn't resist.

[thegreatbeast]

What's the maximum I can donate to Cheney '08? Can I donate now, this year?

[rantblogger]

More about Helen Thomas' opposition to random bag searches.

Beware of photoshops and put down your coffee.

Here's a random bag of a bag to search: