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FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~
July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

Posted on 07/27/2005 7:36:35 PM PDT by Soaring Feather

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To: E.G.C.

(((HUUUGS))) EG. Going ok so far. My keyboard is acting up so right now I'm shopping for a new one. Other than that, just regular work.

Whatz up with you?


441 posted on 07/28/2005 6:08:37 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: beachn4fun
Uh oh. Sorry to hear about your computer problems. Hopefully you can get that worked out.

Not much happening. We did pick up an inch and a quarter of rain Tuesday night. It's nice now but it's going to get hot again this weekend.

442 posted on 07/28/2005 6:10:21 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: darkwing104

Good morning back atcha, Darkwing.


443 posted on 07/28/2005 6:10:51 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: tomkow6; bentfeather

LOL.....now that makes me laugh!


444 posted on 07/28/2005 6:12:24 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: StarCMC

Good morning, Star


445 posted on 07/28/2005 6:15:42 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: Valin

Good morning, Valin. You can come out from under the bed now. It's safe!


446 posted on 07/28/2005 6:16:24 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: acad1228

Good morning, acad.


447 posted on 07/28/2005 6:16:54 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: tomkow6

Good morning, Tom


448 posted on 07/28/2005 6:17:23 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: tomkow6

Good morning, Tom


449 posted on 07/28/2005 6:17:24 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: tomkow6

Good morning, Tom


450 posted on 07/28/2005 6:17:43 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: beachn4fun

Morning beachn, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
451 posted on 07/28/2005 6:18:06 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (This Little Light of Mine)
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To: mmercier
Hey, mmercier..............
452 posted on 07/28/2005 6:19:12 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: tomkow6

Dear Tomkow,

I won the lotto, yessireeeeeee
no more Burka Salesmen for me.
Diamonds and Rubies strung
head to toe... Hey just think
I'll be my own traveling, glitter show.


XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Love, ms feather



453 posted on 07/28/2005 6:22:10 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (This Little Light of Mine)
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To: cspackler
Hey, cspackler.............
454 posted on 07/28/2005 6:24:03 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: StarCMC; tomkow6; blackie

Oh, it has been in the Canteen Family Scrapbook for a long time. (I think blackie taught Tom to read Playboy) .....hehehehehehehe....


455 posted on 07/28/2005 6:24:17 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (This Little Light of Mine)
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To: darkwing104

Good morning, darkwing. What makes you laugh??


456 posted on 07/28/2005 6:25:05 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (This Little Light of Mine)
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To: acad1228

Good morning, acad. Thanks for Da Blues.


457 posted on 07/28/2005 6:25:53 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (This Little Light of Mine)
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To: gonzo

ROTFLOL..........I love that cop car!!!! That made me laugh!


458 posted on 07/28/2005 6:25:56 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: gonzo

p.s and your tagline, too!


459 posted on 07/28/2005 6:26:34 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The people who are responsible for terrorist attacks are the terrorists." - Tony Blair)
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To: beachn4fun

WHAT! Are you kidding!
Riots on the road to hell

http://www.chronicle-future.co.uk/2030/2030-1.html

20.07.30: WORLDWIDE traffic chaos gridlocked every major city today as the Global Integrated Traffic Guidance System (GITGS) collapsed.

Irate motorists were forced to abandon state-controlled transport pods and walk.

Riots broke out in urban centres. Unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) were able to pinpoint areas of civil unrest but ground-based police failed to gain access to quell the looting.

State monitoring of the use and manufacture of all vehicles has long been held as the only practical means of managing worsening traffic congestion. Successive governments have sought to persuade individuals out of their cars by removing pride of ownership from the equation. But even though modern cars are no more than uniform transport modules - all function and no style - there is still a reluctance to abandon the personal environment and perceived freedom of an individual transport pod for the convenience of the shared mass-transit system.

But far from giving freedom, today's compact hydrogen-powered transport modules, which are hired by the hour or kilometre when needed and are accessed using retinal-ID systems, actually represent the removal of the freedom that made motor cars so attractive.

Minutely controlled by a system of global satellite-guided integrated autopilot programs, they navigate themselves and require no input from a "driver". Development of the sort of dynamic route-guidance technology first pioneered by Debis Systemhaus in Tokyo in 1997 allows the traveller simply to enter his or her destination by voice command, leaving the system to plan the best route and monitor progress.

The system prevents bunching on highways, helps travellers avoid the worst inner-city congestion and reduces fatal accidents by eradicating driver error.

When introduced, GITGS promised a ride to enjoy. But the collapse of the core computer has revealed the system's inherent vulnerability. Some blame a new computer virus for the catastrophic global lockout; others prefer terrorist conspiracy theories.

Either way, with a transport system entirely dependent on an apparently defunct external guidance and control mechanism, and with no conceivable manual override option available, a workable solution does not seem close at hand. DL


460 posted on 07/28/2005 6:27:11 AM PDT by Valin (The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.)
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