[pax_et_bonum]

Ibrahim appears to have had a chequered life. Reports emerged last night suggesting that he was convicted at the age of 17 for being part of a teenage gang which terrorised commuters at railway stations.

Impressive.

It takes so much courage to terrorize unarmed railway station commuters.

[PfromHoGro]

"..receiving assistance, education and help from the state."

To steal a line from the musical Wicked: "No good deed goes unpunished!"

[Shaun_MD]

Just wow. Give 'em 72 virgins and then they ask for 80. Where does it end?

[warsaw44]

This is one my most ' favorite ' passages from the Koran.
" Kill Yourself for Allah and you'll receive 72 Virgins "

What nonsense - The Lord came to Mohammad and basically said ' Dude, you'll get laid a lot in paradise - if you kill yourself and a few infidels for me '.
yeah, right. The good Lord is nothing more than a dirty old man promising sex for murder.
And these freakin morons believe this???
Its no wonder the Mullahs think the only book that Muslims should read is the Koran. Keep 'em stupid, right Mohammad?

[eleni121]

Eritrea and Somaila...the US has let in thousands of them. I am more familiar with the Somali and Sudanese Mohameddans. The Eritreans I know are Christian and having a rough time back in their country.

Watch out is all I can say. Put it this way - I find it easier to deal with Yemenis "off the boat" than with Somalis who have been here for years.

For those of you who know any Somalis do not let the smiles fool you. They have vicious temperaments when aroused (especially the males).

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Mohammed and Omar in Paradise:

"We'd each like our 80 virgins, please."

"That's a little high, men."

"No, not a little hymen. A lot of hymen. 80 each."

[b4its2late]

He told me he was going to get 80 virgins when he got to heaven if he praised Allah.

We've got to start dropping these leaflets all over the mid east, the whole mid east....80.. 72.. not much difference....

[Xenophobic Alien]

he had been living with Omar and two other unidentified men in a ninth-floor, one bedroom council flat

Somebody want to explain... Ahhhh nevermind I don't want to know.

[MizSterious]

Ibrahim: "Reports emerged last night suggesting that he was convicted at the age of 17 for being part of a teenage gang which terrorised commuters at railway stations. "

Omar: "One local shop owner said Omar had tried to steal food..."

So, essentially they were drawn to Islam because it gives them carte blanche to do what they were inclined to do anyway, so long as they "praised Allah" in the process. Nice.

[zbigreddogz]

You know, with 72 or 80 virgins or whatever, when you think about it, is it really all that great of a reward for all eternety?

I mean, assuming you were really, really restrained at how fast you wanted to, uhh, devirginize the virgins, there would still be a whoooooolllleeeeeeee lot of eternety to go when you were already bored with them.

[Shadowstrike]

yeah, he's going to get 80 of something alright.

80 mad as heck people that died from nuts like himself.

80 ticked off Angels. ;)

80 VIRGINIANS.

An extra 80 days in Hell....

Anyone got any more ideas?

[Hi Heels]

Drat... Now we gotta find 8 more....

[conservativestuckinbluestate]

does anyone know what the virgins (used to be 4, then 72, now 80?) did to merit being sentenced to serve a stupid, gullible slob for eternity?

[Don Carlos]

"He told me he was going to get 80 virgins when he got to heaven if he praised Allah."

The operative word "when" is the catch-22 here. If he doesn't get to heaven, well, deal is off!

Sucka!

[TexanToTheCore]

Here's your raisins....


and your sign.

St. Peter

[OnRightOnLeftCoast]

He told me he was going to get 80 virgins when he got to heaven if he praised Allah.

He chose to live when he found out it also includes Mother-in-Law X 80.

Anagram 'Mother in Law' and you get this?:

Woman Hitler

[boothead]

Hells Bells!! He can get 2 Chelsea's for 80 goats. Oh! my mistake. You said virgins.

[nopardons]

bttt