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He told me he was going to get 80 virgins'
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| 7/27/05
| Terry Kirby
Posted on 07/27/2005 12:52:07 PM PDT by Lori675
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To: Lori675
You know, with 72 or 80 virgins or whatever, when you think about it, is it really all that great of a reward for all eternety?
I mean, assuming you were really, really restrained at how fast you wanted to, uhh, devirginize the virgins, there would still be a whoooooolllleeeeeeee lot of eternety to go when you were already bored with them.
To: Terriergal; dartuser
That and what happens to the virgin in paradise, once she has been used?
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posted on
07/27/2005 2:16:26 PM PDT
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
To: Lori675
yeah, he's going to get 80 of something alright.
80 mad as heck people that died from nuts like himself.
80 ticked off Angels. ;)
80 VIRGINIANS.
An extra 80 days in Hell....
Anyone got any more ideas?
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posted on
07/27/2005 2:23:44 PM PDT
by
Shadowstrike
(Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: TonyM
Yo Tony.....
my thoughts exactly.....The girl who could inhale a 16# bowling ball thru 30' of garden hose......keep the virgins.
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posted on
07/27/2005 2:24:10 PM PDT
by
halfright
(3 Days post Hanoi Jane....2200 Meeting of the band of brothers to piss on her grave...Semper Fi...)
To: AxelPaulsenJr
That and what happens to the virgin in paradise, once she has been used? I understand there is a refurbish/recycle plan in effect. BTW, the FReeper answer for what they promise female suicide bombers ****drum roll****** immediate entry to Paradise with no Muslim men.
To: Lori675
Drat... Now we gotta find 8 more....
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posted on
07/27/2005 2:36:01 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: Lori675
does anyone know what the virgins (used to be 4, then 72, now 80?) did to merit being sentenced to serve a stupid, gullible slob for eternity?
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posted on
07/27/2005 2:42:01 PM PDT
by
conservativestuckinbluestate
(the only qualification for someone to cancel my vote is to be 18 years old; how depressing)
To: Lori675
"He told me he was going to get 80 virgins
when he got to heaven if he praised Allah."
The operative word "when" is the catch-22 here. If he doesn't get to heaven, well, deal is off!
Sucka!
108
posted on
07/27/2005 2:51:51 PM PDT
by
Don Carlos
(Me cache en los Moros. (Ancient Spanish curse))
To: Lori675
Here's your raisins....
and your sign.
St. Peter
To: Lori675
Where did the 8 extra virgins come from.
From the temple of Vesta.
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posted on
07/27/2005 2:57:49 PM PDT
by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: Lori675; All
He told me he was going to get 80 virgins when he got to heaven if he praised Allah.
He chose to live when he found out it also includes Mother-in-Law X 80.
Anagram 'Mother in Law' and you get this?:
Woman Hitler
To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
What do female homicide bombers get.
Do they now get 80 male virgins?
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posted on
07/27/2005 3:32:36 PM PDT
by
Lori675
To: Lori675
Hells Bells!! He can get 2 Chelsea's for 80 goats. Oh! my mistake. You said virgins.
To: oh8eleven
What about gay homicide bombers.
Do they now get 80 gay males?
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posted on
07/27/2005 3:33:37 PM PDT
by
Lori675
To: Lori675
To: exile
CRAZY ALLAH"S
that is too funny!
LMAO.
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posted on
07/27/2005 3:57:38 PM PDT
by
537cant be wrong
(vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
To: infocats
Nowhere east of the Mississippi ;-) LOL!!!
To: Lori675
What about gay homicide bombers.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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posted on
07/27/2005 4:17:19 PM PDT
by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: Terriergal
Sounds like an islamic ponzi scheme.
119
posted on
07/27/2005 4:21:01 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Terriergal
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posted on
07/27/2005 4:21:34 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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