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He told me he was going to get 80 virgins'
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=654191 ^ | 7/27/05 | Terry Kirby

Posted on 07/27/2005 12:52:07 PM PDT by Lori675

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To: Lori675

You know, with 72 or 80 virgins or whatever, when you think about it, is it really all that great of a reward for all eternety?

I mean, assuming you were really, really restrained at how fast you wanted to, uhh, devirginize the virgins, there would still be a whoooooolllleeeeeeee lot of eternety to go when you were already bored with them.


101 posted on 07/27/2005 2:15:38 PM PDT by zbigreddogz
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To: Terriergal; dartuser

That and what happens to the virgin in paradise, once she has been used?


102 posted on 07/27/2005 2:16:26 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: Lori675
yeah, he's going to get 80 of something alright.

80 mad as heck people that died from nuts like himself.

80 ticked off Angels. ;)

80 VIRGINIANS.

An extra 80 days in Hell....

Anyone got any more ideas?
103 posted on 07/27/2005 2:23:44 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: TonyM

Yo Tony.....

my thoughts exactly.....The girl who could inhale a 16# bowling ball thru 30' of garden hose......keep the virgins.



104 posted on 07/27/2005 2:24:10 PM PDT by halfright (3 Days post Hanoi Jane....2200 Meeting of the band of brothers to piss on her grave...Semper Fi...)
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To: AxelPaulsenJr
That and what happens to the virgin in paradise, once she has been used?

I understand there is a refurbish/recycle plan in effect. BTW, the FReeper answer for what they promise female suicide bombers ****drum roll****** immediate entry to Paradise with no Muslim men.

105 posted on 07/27/2005 2:32:01 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Lori675

Drat... Now we gotta find 8 more....

106 posted on 07/27/2005 2:36:01 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: Lori675

does anyone know what the virgins (used to be 4, then 72, now 80?) did to merit being sentenced to serve a stupid, gullible slob for eternity?


107 posted on 07/27/2005 2:42:01 PM PDT by conservativestuckinbluestate (the only qualification for someone to cancel my vote is to be 18 years old; how depressing)
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To: Lori675
"He told me he was going to get 80 virgins when he got to heaven if he praised Allah."

The operative word "when" is the catch-22 here. If he doesn't get to heaven, well, deal is off!

Sucka!

108 posted on 07/27/2005 2:51:51 PM PDT by Don Carlos (Me cache en los Moros. (Ancient Spanish curse))
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To: Lori675

Here's your raisins....


and your sign.

St. Peter


109 posted on 07/27/2005 2:52:01 PM PDT by TexanToTheCore (Rock the pews, Baby!)
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To: Lori675
Where did the 8 extra virgins come from.
From the temple of Vesta.
110 posted on 07/27/2005 2:57:49 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Lori675; All
He told me he was going to get 80 virgins when he got to heaven if he praised Allah.

He chose to live when he found out it also includes Mother-in-Law X 80.

Anagram 'Mother in Law' and you get this?:

Woman Hitler

111 posted on 07/27/2005 3:31:02 PM PDT by OnRightOnLeftCoast (Democrats: A firing squad in a circle)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast

What do female homicide bombers get.
Do they now get 80 male virgins?


112 posted on 07/27/2005 3:32:36 PM PDT by Lori675
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To: Lori675

Hells Bells!! He can get 2 Chelsea's for 80 goats. Oh! my mistake. You said virgins.


113 posted on 07/27/2005 3:32:58 PM PDT by boothead
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To: oh8eleven

What about gay homicide bombers.
Do they now get 80 gay males?


114 posted on 07/27/2005 3:33:37 PM PDT by Lori675
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To: Lori675

bttt


115 posted on 07/27/2005 3:34:51 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: exile

CRAZY ALLAH"S
that is too funny!

LMAO.


116 posted on 07/27/2005 3:57:38 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: infocats
Nowhere east of the Mississippi ;-)

LOL!!!

117 posted on 07/27/2005 3:59:06 PM PDT by Recovering Hermit
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To: Lori675
What about gay homicide bombers.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
118 posted on 07/27/2005 4:17:19 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Terriergal
Sounds like an islamic ponzi scheme.
119 posted on 07/27/2005 4:21:01 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Terriergal

120 posted on 07/27/2005 4:21:34 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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