He told me he was going to get 80 virgins'

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=654191 ^ | 7/27/05 | Terry Kirby

[Celtjew Libertarian]

80 virgins? Are they getting so desperate for suicide bombers that they had to up the number of virgins in the afterlife?

[Andy from Beaverton]

That idiot was so stupid and greedy he thought he was going to get an extra eight virgins.

[Lori675]

Wait a minute! I thought it was 72 virgins.
Now there getting 80 virgins.
Where did the 8 extra virgins come from.

[brooklyn dave]

80 virgins? He ain't worth an old crone.

[RexBeach]

So, what's next? 90 virgins? Sounds like a "virgin bubble" is developing.

[Young Werther]

Compund Interest in a runaway Housing Boom/Bubble. Sooo, obviously its Bush's fault!

[pikachu]

He gets eighty of these

[Rhadaghast]

Would the word inflation be too much here?

[dartuser]

I have a serious question about all this ...

What exactly do dead Muslims do with the 72 virgins?

[edpc]

If you were going to have 80 women in the afterlife, wouldn't you want just a few to know what to do?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

He saved up his Green Stamps.

[malakhi]

Are they getting so desperate for suicide bombers that they had to up the number of virgins in the afterlife?

Virginflation. They had to account for market forces.

[kublia khan]

I've never quite gotten the 70 or 80 virgins thing. I mean it would be nice to have each one for a week or two but were talking eternity here. Do you have to put up with all of them for the whole stretch, because if you do it's starting to sound a lot like HE** instead of heaven

[edpc]

Your number of virgins may vary. Actual number of virgins will probably be less.

Also remember....some settling may occur during shipment.

[Dionysius]

Signing bonus.

[Graymatter]

I thought it was 72 virgins. And anyway, what if you get tired of virgins after the first dozen or so? And even if you don't, what do you do when you're done deflowering your share?

[exile]

"Where did the 8 extra virgins come from."

It's CRAZY ALLAH'S Liquidation Sale!!! Every virgin must go! No credit? No Problem! CRAZY ALLAH'S prices are just plain retarded! (like his followers).

[A Ruckus of Dogs]

Afterlife orgy, I guess. They can also drink from rivers of non-alcoholic wine. Why mass fornication is permitted in paradise and not alcohol, I have no idea.