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Little Rock - 'Monica's on Clinton' - New cigar bar near Clinton Library?
Arkansas Secretary of State - Incorporations ^ | July 25, 2005 | Steve Landers Jr.

Posted on 07/27/2005 9:07:29 AM PDT by HAL9000

From Arkansas Secretary of State Incorporations Filings -

Corporation Name MONICA'S ON CLINTON, LLC
Fictitious Names N/A
Filing # 800063699
Filing Type Limited Liability Company
Filed under Act Domestic LLC; 1003 of 1993
Status Good Standing
Principal Address
Reg. Agent STEVE LANDERS
Agent Address 813 COLONIAL DRIVE
BRYANT, AR 72022
Date Filed 07/25/2005
Officers STEVE LANDERS Jr, Incorporator/Organizer
Foreign Name N/A
Foreign Address
State of Origin N/A


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Arkansas
KEYWORDS: cigar; clinton; lewinsky; littlerock; monica; schmucko; starrreport; tastesgood
According to the rumors, "Monica's on Clinton" is the name of a new cigar bar to be located on Clinton Avenue in Little Rock, just a short walk from the Clinton Presidential Library.

Recalling Clinton's favorite Oval Office pastime - diddling the interns with cigars - it's another proud symbol of the Clinton Legacy.

1 posted on 07/27/2005 9:07:31 AM PDT by HAL9000
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To: HAL9000

Legacy Cigar comes with a coupon from Pizza Hut!


2 posted on 07/27/2005 9:09:17 AM PDT by MudSlide
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To: HAL9000

ahahaha - a taste of the Clinton presidency. Do they have a special 'oval office' selection?


3 posted on 07/27/2005 9:10:58 AM PDT by timsbella (Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!)
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To: timsbella

Wrapped tightly in a thong


4 posted on 07/27/2005 9:11:49 AM PDT by MudSlide
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To: HAL9000

Good name.

(I might've called it "Monica's Down On Clinton".)


5 posted on 07/27/2005 9:13:08 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: HAL9000

I think Monica's humidor is a bit to wet for my tastes. A bit on the sticky side as well I'm sure.


6 posted on 07/27/2005 9:15:04 AM PDT by Slicksadick (Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
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To: HAL9000

I think Monica's humidor is a bit to wet for my tastes. A bit on the sticky side as well I'm sure.


7 posted on 07/27/2005 9:15:27 AM PDT by Slicksadick (Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
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To: MudSlide

ew - x large thong?

Free blue dress to the first 100 customers?


8 posted on 07/27/2005 9:22:55 AM PDT by timsbella (Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!)
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To: HAL9000

In the mid=south this kind of bar is called a joint.


9 posted on 07/27/2005 9:32:58 AM PDT by Coldwater Creek ("Over there, Over there, we will be there until it is Over there.")
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To: HAL9000

Hehehehe. This is rich!


10 posted on 07/27/2005 9:38:36 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: timsbella

Do they have a special 'oval office' selection?


'Oral Office'?


11 posted on 07/27/2005 9:46:03 AM PDT by citizen (Yo W! Read my lips: No Amnistia by any name!)
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To: citizen

Nice one. I'm thinking their premium brand has a little red beret on the band, eh?


12 posted on 07/27/2005 9:52:07 AM PDT by timsbella (Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!)
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To: HAL9000

But that's just a rumor. Are we sure this isn't a dry cleaners?


13 posted on 07/27/2005 10:09:17 AM PDT by ItsForTheChildren
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To: HAL9000

He He, oh hell LOL!


14 posted on 07/27/2005 10:11:52 AM PDT by razorback-bert
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To: HAL9000
I heard that the cigar bare was going to be between the Vince Foster Funeral Home and the Juanita Broderick Rape Crises Center.
15 posted on 07/27/2005 10:13:52 AM PDT by TBall
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To: Slicksadick
They should serve the Bill and Monica Special.It consists of a hand twisted cigar dipped in the authentic love juice of Monica and it's topped off with one of Monica's old dirty g-strings.The aroma is guaranteed to knock you on your ass.
16 posted on 07/27/2005 11:05:39 AM PDT by rdcorso (When Bill Heard The Word Double-Wide He Thought It Referred To Hillary's Ass)
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To: Darth Reagan

ping


17 posted on 07/27/2005 11:13:17 AM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

OH!


18 posted on 07/27/2005 11:14:41 AM PDT by uncitizen
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To: marblehead17; Phantom Lord; jamz

That's a riot.


19 posted on 07/27/2005 12:29:44 PM PDT by Darth Reagan (Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.)
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