I don't watch enough TV to even know what beer commercials are currently running, but I can't decide if I should laugh or be insulted at this:
Drinks companies have been ordered to use uglier men in their advertising campaigns.The Advertising Standards Authority believes "balding" and "paunchy" men would be less likely to encourage women to drink to achieve social success.The new advertising code stresses that links must not be made between alcohol and seduction.
Duh...guess we're too stooopid to figure that one out for ourselves!
Here..I wrote one for the guys:
The American Heart Association announced an agreement today with the National Football League and the National Basketball Association to use uglier women as cheerleaders. The Association believes "unattractive" and "paunchy" women would be less likely to encourage men into a sedentary lifestyle. The new code, designed to free men from an endless lifetime of beer swilling and game watching, stresses that watching attractive women jump and jiggle is equally bad for a man's heart.
