To: MamaTexan; pissant
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Here..I wrote one for the guys:
The American Heart Association announced an agreement today with the National Football League and the National Basketball Association to use uglier women as cheerleaders. The Association believes "unattractive" and "paunchy" women would be less likely to encourage men into a sedentary lifestyle. The new code, designed to free men from an endless lifetime of beer swilling and game watching, stresses that watching attractive women jump and jiggle is equally bad for a man's heart.
67 posted on
07/27/2005 6:39:04 PM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(On this day in 1940 -- Bugs Bunny made his debut in the Warner Bros. cartoon, "A Wild Hare".)
To: Dashing Dasher; MamaTexan
They've already applied that rule for stewardesses!
68 posted on
07/27/2005 6:41:54 PM PDT by
pissant
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