Posted on 07/26/2005 9:24:17 AM PDT by Mad Mammoth
It was a dark and stormy night. I was sitting back in the Mad Mammoth study, reviewing the latest threads on Free Republic, when my MSN Messenger icon barked that I had an email waiting.
I went to my InBox. What did I find? I had a very angry email from some schnook called 'lcjohnso' taking me to task for some long forgotten post I made on FR. Called me out. Wanted my address. Wanted to visit me with a bunch of his pals "anytime, anyplace", I'm wondering to myself "WTF is this nonsense?"
So I responded in a fairly cavalier manner, basically telling the misfit to pound sand and "get off the computer before your mommy gets home from the store".
I didn't think any more of it.
Until - "bark bark", MSN Icon was informing me of another NEW email!
I go to the InBox. Sure enough, it's this lcjohnso clown again, and that's when I realized it was really the one and only Larry C. Johnson, self-proclaimed expert on "intelligence", "terrorism", and author of that infamous NYT article in the Summer of 2001 claiming that terrorism was a "declining threat".
I poured another glass of Hiram Walker, on the rocks. I wondered what Johnson must be drinking, was it Boone Farm, Thunderbird, or M/D 20-20?
This time, I let him have both barrels and reminded him how pathetic it must be for him, a highly touted "intelligence analyst" to be reduced to trying to intimidate a lowly poster on Free Republic.
I signed off by encouraging him to "get professional help".
Haven't heard from him since, but since my original posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1448731/posts?page=76#76
and
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1448731/posts?page=84#84
have been deleted by the moderator, freepmail me if you'd like the precise details, headers, and email contents.
Johnson:
Hey you coward. You want to try to put a noose around our necks? We tell the truth and you threaten violence? Send your address and we will be happy to visit. You should be aware that one of our group helped track down and kill Pablo Escobar and other middle eastern terrorists. How dare you challenge our patriotism? We will be happy to meet you anytime, anywhere. Name the place.
MadMammoth:
LMAO! Ohhhh what a bunch of billy-bad-asses you are! I love it!!!
Tell you what:
Go screw yourself, you pathetic puke. And tell "your group" to kiss my mammoth AZZ. Your email has been forwarded to the Montgomery County Police, Rockville Station, since that is exactly the region your infantile message was routed through. Now as for challenging your alleged 'patriotism'? You haven't got any in the first place. The only Pablo Escobar that you or any one of your delusional pals have killed was probably on a Playstation 2.
Your IP addresses have been clocked and rocked.
Now get yourself a life and get off the computer before your Mommy gets back from the store.
Johnson:
Hey dimwit. If your local cops are up to speed, and I suspect they are, you are the one who threatened physical violence and lynching patriotic Americans. Enjoy your fantasy world. If you had an ounce of balls you'd be in the military fighting the terrorists. Instead, you're just an armchair wannebe. Read Mark Bowden's book on Killing Pablo and then read the name of Bill Wagner. Unlike a coward like you, he's actually confronted evil.
MadMammoth:
Hey LARRY? Is that YOU? Really? This is great!
Now wise up you jerkwad. RE-READ the original post I made, AND the disclaimer you conveniently overlooked:
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To: Sam Hill
Welcome to FR Sam!
As for those illustrious "experts", I think the best way to deal with their seditionist tendencies is to get 11 nooses, and 11 nice tall trees.
Not that I would advocate any sort of violence, as Richard Nixon once said, "uhhh that would be WRONG".
19 posted on 07/20/2005 7:35:11 PM PDT by Mad Mammoth
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1447248/replies?c=19
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What does it say about you Larry, when in the wake of your absurd pre-9/11 report about "the declining threat of terrorism", that when you are properly identified and labeled as a know-nothing, you are compelled to send threatening emails to FR posters that hurt your little feelings? The fact is, you and your cohorts are damned and determined to try and paint Joe Wilson and his wife as some kind of victims, when it has been amply proven that Joe is a lying sonuvabitch, and his wife is certainly guilty of nepotism at the least, and gross incompetence at best. Who in Hell sends their ignorant (on the subject of uranium in Niger) spouse on a mission to Africa?
And how fascinating it is Larry, that of all your 11 signatories to that "open statement" crapola, you all hold the same title which is "FORMER", as in "NO LONGER IN THAT POSITION".
And as for calling me a coward, you are demonstrating your ignorance once again, because you know nothing about me, nothing about where and how I have served our Country, and I'm certainly not about to share that with you, because unlike you - I served, I did my duty, and I am proud of that service. Also unlike you, I didn't fuck up:
"The Declining Terrorist Threat - July 10, 2001 - Larry C. Johnson"
Meanwhile,
Here it is, going into the wee hours, (for you anyway, still early where I am) and your life has spiraled down to the point where the only satisfaction you get is to metaphorically cross swords with a poster from FR that pissed you off.
Larry, that screams out "GET PROFESSIONAL HELP".
Really, hit the Yellow Pages Larry, get thyself to a shrink.
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And that my FRiends, is the name of dat tune!
Pings!
Your last thread got pulled, looking to get banned?
Pablo Escobar was a middle eastern terrorist?
Popcorn placeholder.
LOL, very very interesting.
Call Porter Goss and tell him a FORMER CIA official is threatening you. Give him the idiots name and email address.
Someone needs to throw a net over the kook!
Your last thread is under review for personal information, why post it again?
Larry Johnson is a moron. I can't believe the media still gives him credibility as an 'expert'. But then again the MSM seems to still give pedophile wannabe Scott Ritter credibility.
I see nothing in any of my previous posts which would warrant being pulled or getting banned, which is why I did not include IP addresses, header information, etc., in this posting. I'm not the issue here, the issue is one Larry C. Johnson, "Intelligence Analyst", "Terrorism Expert" and now, "FR Lurker/Stalker".
Interesting. A Google search also shows that a person with this same email address posts on leftist blogs:
Here:
http://www.thedeadhand.com/blogs/jscroft/archive/2005/06/24/3044.aspx
and here:
http://counterterror.typepad.com/the_counterterrorism_blog/2005/06/1364_versus_138.html
with reference to here:
http://www.berg-associates.com/larryc.htm
Is this our guy?
Try this on for size Mr. Secretary, the United States and its allies in WWII defeated the Third Reich, Italy, and Japan in 1364 days (that covers the period from 7 December 1941 until 2 September 1945 when Japan signed the surrender documents).
So .. is Mr. Johnson saying we should nuke Iraq to end the war?
Hmmmm... I think you have a point there.
"The Declining Terrorist Threat - July 10, 2001 - Larry C. Johnson"
Ouch, LJ. That's going to hurt.
But that's ok. The MSM will cover it up for you.
Yes, the implication of Larry Johnson's argument (though his liberal pals would not like it) is that we need to "take the gloves off" the way we did in 1942-45. Why can't we crush the Islamo-fascists??? Because Larry Johnson, Joe Wilson, and their pals have helped the MSM and the Demagogic Party to wrap so many ropes around the great USA. We're like Gulliver tied down by the Lilliputians, and Johnson has the nerve to ask why the War on Terror is dragging on so long....
Nice reading the exchange, however since the original had been pulled, and there is still an f-bomb in there, you might want to ping the Admin Moderator and ask them to edit that word out, so maybe it can stay. However, it's their call, and if they pull it again, I would lay low for a while....
PBS - Interview with Larry C. Johnson, 'Hunting Bin Laden,' 1999
[Is it] ... fair to say what you're saying is that the president of the United States, his national security advisor, his deputy national security advisor for counter-terrorism, are basically blowing smoke [about the danger posed by bin Laden] and his followers]? They're grossly exaggerating the problem. They are hyping it. They shouldn't be talking about rising terrorism. Instead of saying "terrorism's rising," it's not. "Terrorism is spreading," it's not. "More people are dying from terrorism," not the case. But what they should be saying is, "There's one individual out there that really doesn't like us, and he's made it his mission in life to kill Americans, and we've gotta deal with him." But we need to have a voice of reason in that process instead of putting ourselves out crying wolf, because this is essentially what's taking place right now. They call it the administration that cries wolf.
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