[FeeinTennessee]

That still doesn't convince me to rush out and get one. I think it's an insane idea anyway.

[kharaku]

Let us scan your documents or else comrade citizen.

[HitmanLV]

I'll pass.

[timsbella]

Is it just me or does this scream out "mark of the beast'?

[DrewsDad]

Now we can track him like a salmon.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Screw the chips......I want to implant a Big Mac!!

[evets]

Hmmm... hand or forehead...

... decisions... decisions...

[Joe Brower]

"'It doesn't cause any pain,' Thompson told Paul Bedard"

No, that comes later.

[Boundless]

> "It doesn't cause any pain," Thompson told Paul Bedard ...

Until the "Host Self-Destruct" is remotely triggered
under some future Democrat administration.

They probably didn't tell him about the HSD feature.

> ... chip contains a 16-digit identification code ...

I wonder how many 6's appear in his, or if they
deliberately avoided that digit.

[the invisib1e hand]

verisign and those guys that make ru486 -- my two least favorite companies.

[Old Professer]

Check your car for a VIN; there are as many as 20 on a new car. They began with just one, but for various reasons more and more were added, theft prevention, assembly, and inventory tracking.

One chip will not be enough, just like Lays.

[brytlea]

Well, at least if he gets lost and ends up at an animal control they can scan him and get him back to his family, rather than adopting him out or putting him to sleep!
susie

[southernnorthcarolina]

I already have a chip on my shoulder. Don't need another one.

[Eva]

I had a neighbor that chips implanted in his dogs.

[pabianice]

The good news is that if Thompson gets run over while he's chasing cars, any veterinarian or animal shelter will be able to identify him!

[keats5]

I don't like this chip idea. You never know what will happen if the wrong people get in power. Look at what's happened in the past in Germany, China, USSR, Cambodia, Sudan, etc.

I may want to reserve the chance to go underground someday.

[blackie]

Do you think this could be the M-o-t-B?

[stevio]

Accept the mark of the beast.

[Kevin OMalley]

Revelations Chapter 13 bump.

[Mrs. Shawnlaw]

Chipping a person can be remedied. Get a rumen magnet, or any powerful magnet, run it over the chip site, voila, no data! Easy to get at a livestock supply store or internet site.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

"People are dying all the time," Thompson told Washington Whispers, "because they can't access their medical information overseas."

I love the way they're selling this. It's just so HANDY! No pain at all. Besides, you wouldn't want to DIE when you're overseas because of some unfortunate delay in accessing your medical history, do you? And, if you're of the layer of society that goes to hoity-toity clubs, get a chip and avoid hassels at the door. All they'll have to do is come up with a chip that does away with underarm odor and makes you irresistable to the opposite sex (or the same sex, if that's your bag) and they'll have the whole world hooked.