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Posted on 07/23/2005 3:28:49 PM PDT by Jazzman1

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since > > > > congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our > mission > > > > in Iraq is complete.. > > > > > > > > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American > > > > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is > now > > > > time to begin the reckoning. > > > > > > > > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains! the names of countries > > > > that have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is > > > > short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are > > > > some of the countries listed there. > > > > > > > > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the > > > > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be > > > > distributing copies of both lists later this evening. > > > > > > > > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to > those > > > > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved > > > > during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the > > > > Iraqi war. > > > > > > > > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world > > > > Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. > > > > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. > > > > > > > > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this > > > > money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. > > > > > > > > On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we > > > > will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the > face > > > > of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, > or > > > > maybe China. > > > > > > > > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace > deal > > > > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to > > > > Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big > tables, > > > > too. By the way Palestinians, we are no longer going to restrain > Israel! > > > > > > > > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with > > > > France, Germany, and Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades. > > > > > > > > We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. > > > > > > > > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many > UN > > > > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid > > > > parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, > shredded > > > > and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You > > > > creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets > > > > tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned > > > > over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. > > > > > > > > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are > > > > likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to > > > > try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. > President > > > > Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude > > > > adjustment. I will have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions > > > > sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border > security. > > > > So start doing something with your oil. > > > > > > > > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA > > > > treaty---starting now. We are sick and tired of the one-way highway. > > > > > > > > It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own > citizens. > > > > Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn > > > > tootin." > > > > > > > > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the > > > > world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on > > > > the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to > > > > eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup > > > > Soccer from America. > > > > > > > > To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and > > > > we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Go to > Hell. > > > > God Bless America. Thank you and good night. > > > > > > > > If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in > English, > > > > Thank a U.S. Soldier!!!!!!!!! > > > >


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1 posted on 07/23/2005 3:28:49 PM PDT by Jazzman1
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To: Jazzman1

Old stuff, and badly formatted too.


2 posted on 07/23/2005 3:29:53 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Jazzman1

Huh?


3 posted on 07/23/2005 3:30:17 PM PDT by zencat (The universe is not what it appears, nor is it something else.)
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To: Jazzman1

Who do I thank for >>>>>>>>>>>>?

Just kidding.


4 posted on 07/23/2005 3:30:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Jazzman1

I got whiplash with all the leaning that article made me do.


5 posted on 07/23/2005 3:31:11 PM PDT by Blzbba (For a man who does not know to which port he is sailing, no wind is favorable - Seneca)
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To: Jazzman1
Who should we thank if we are reading it in sloppy HTML? >:)

-Eric

6 posted on 07/23/2005 3:31:55 PM PDT by E Rocc (Anyone who thinks Bush-bashing is banned on FR has never read a Middle East thread >:))
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To: Jazzman1

Is this some of that top secret WW2 code the indians were doing?


7 posted on 07/23/2005 3:32:36 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Jazzman1

1. If you are going to copy your e-mails, at least take out the >>> thingys. and put in blog, NOT news. I wouldn't put any of my emails on here because everybody has already received them.

2- Formatting is our friend.


8 posted on 07/23/2005 3:34:54 PM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Jazzman1
Ouch! What the heck are you thinking???

>>>> is not a format.

9 posted on 07/23/2005 3:36:27 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Jazzman1
THANK'S ! BECAUSE OF YOU, NOW I NEED GLASSES !!!


10 posted on 07/23/2005 3:38:35 PM PDT by austinmark (Torture? Koran abuse? ... I'd Rather Be A Koran In Gitmo THAN A Bible in Saudi Arabia !!!)
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To: tet68

Everytime you see a '>', take a sip of beer!


11 posted on 07/23/2005 3:38:49 PM PDT by steveo (Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
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To: Jazzman1

You can get rid of the >>> by using most any word processor and do a "find and replace". Some will even auto format emails and get rid of the for you. In any case, it is nice for those reading your email forwards to get rid of the >>>. Most email programs will forward without quotes.

Plus, no one will read posts like the one you just did unless you clean them up and make them readable.


12 posted on 07/23/2005 3:43:22 PM PDT by KeyWest
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To: Jazzman1

It can be done and done quickly, as you can see below, so do spend some time to make it right. It could use more formatting , but I wanted you to see that it can be done.



As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries that have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world’s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. By the way Palestinians, we are no longer going to restrain Israel!
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades.
We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---starting now. We are sick and tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, “darn tootin.”
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won’t forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Go to Hell. God Bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
Thank a U.S. Soldier!!!!!!!!!


13 posted on 07/23/2005 3:54:01 PM PDT by KeyWest
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What>>>>>>>>in the>>>>>>>>>>>>>hell are you>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>trying to>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>say>>>>>>>>>>>>>>here>>>>>>>>>>>>??>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is this>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some kind of>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wierd new way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of communicating on>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the internet>>>>>>>>>>>>>>??


14 posted on 07/23/2005 4:03:48 PM PDT by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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To: Jazzman1

Thanks, I'd never seen it.(My spam blocker can be TOO good).Great ideas!


15 posted on 07/23/2005 4:45:20 PM PDT by mrsmel (Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?)
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To: mrsmel

the original post may be old, but its the first time i'v seen it. I have to say that if a president of the united states ever said this, it would make me DAMNED PROUD!!


16 posted on 07/23/2005 5:41:17 PM PDT by annelizly
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To: humblegunner

It's because often times e-mails (don't ask me why) that have been forwarded over and over, get like that, he copy-and-pasted and obviously didn't take the time to take out those thingys.


17 posted on 07/23/2005 5:47:15 PM PDT by Asphalt (Join my NFL ping list! FReepmail me| Since 10/10/04)
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