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| 22 July 2005
| Anonymous
Posted on 07/22/2005 10:02:56 AM PDT by Rockitz
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
That mess in the middle east should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Alabama; US: Arkansas; US: Georgia; US: Kentucky; US: Louisiana; US: Mississippi; US: Missouri; US: North Carolina; US: South Carolina; US: Tennessee; US: Texas; US: West Virginia
KEYWORDS: redneck; specialforces; usrsf
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Just got this in e-mail. Hope it's new for you.
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:02:56 AM PDT
by
Rockitz
To: Rockitz
If they have to follow the same PC Warfare rules the regular troopers do, why bother?
2
posted on
07/22/2005 10:06:35 AM PDT
by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: Rockitz
worked so well, I had to forward along.
Thanks for the chuckle!
3
posted on
07/22/2005 10:07:57 AM PDT
by
kendu
To: kendu
You forgot the picture!
4
posted on
07/22/2005 10:13:16 AM PDT
by
HKaddict
To: HKaddict
Well, at least now we know a source.
5
posted on
07/22/2005 10:15:36 AM PDT
by
Rockitz
(After all these years, it's still rocket science.)
To: HKaddict
omg, are there really people like this or was this taken on Halloween?
6
posted on
07/22/2005 10:15:43 AM PDT
by
kendu
To: kendu
The one on the right looks like my cousin Brian.
7
posted on
07/22/2005 10:17:59 AM PDT
by
Little Bill
(A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State, rats are evil.)
To: kendu
8
posted on
07/22/2005 10:20:34 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(Racially-profiling since 1963)
To: Little Bill
The one in the centre standing looks like my boss Brian. Except my boss is clean shaven.
To: kendu
I think the one on his knees is in Congress.
10
posted on
07/22/2005 10:39:09 AM PDT
by
upier
(Stop Child abuse - Teach your children English!)
To: HKaddict
11
posted on
07/22/2005 10:39:26 AM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: kendu
Sounds like you need a little tour of the "heartland."
Lots of folks like this "out there."
12
posted on
07/22/2005 11:28:39 AM PDT
by
Help!
To: Help!
set it up, i need a break. 4 hours a day on a train. Get home to 2, 3 year olds and a 20 monther.
13
posted on
07/22/2005 11:33:31 AM PDT
by
kendu
To: upier
looks like Michael Moore to me!
To: Rockitz
15
posted on
07/22/2005 1:40:39 PM PDT
by
SuperSonic
(Entropy isn't what it used to be.)
To: Rockitz
Simple rule: If I got it in email, someone has already posted it to FR.
To: Rockitz
The last bastion of America, it is okay to yak about us rednecks and our cousin hill billies.
17
posted on
07/22/2005 1:42:44 PM PDT
by
cynicom
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: HKaddict
lol!!! "Got my leg cut off, just throw it in the cooler and hand me a beer!"
19
posted on
07/23/2005 5:30:06 AM PDT
by
Alia
To: AppyPappy
Simple rule: If I got it in email, someone has already posted it to FR.Not always true as I have over 200 on my e-mail distribution, but I missed it on this one by about 3 years. ;o) The quick search did not catch it yesterday, but the archival search turned up this version this morning.
Click here.
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posted on
07/23/2005 8:06:08 AM PDT
by
Rockitz
(After all these years, it's still rocket science.)
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