[LadyX]

RED DAY ALERT!! RED DAY ALERT!!

All Freepers are advised to be on the lookout for two babes/molls from California, dressed in RED, now said to be lurking in the state of OHOHO Ohio.

No Tell Intel reports they *might* be going to try to get aboard small aircraft in Ohio.
The Homeland Security Director is thus considering elevating the National Threat Level to - - RED, of course..:))

They *might* be using the Code Names of Mama_Bear and JustAmy, and are both disarming and dangerous!!

** APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION **

If you encounter them, call 911,
and render one of these to them to subdue them:

[If seen with suspected accomplices - dutchess, DollyCali and WVNan, it is advised to give them bear hugs, too, to throw 'em off track until HELP!! arrives....]

[Darksheare]

Lemme see if I got it straight..
A flight out of Cailfornia is flapping across trapper to carry a caper to Ohio for a red skirt flapper trapper caper?
Bear hug to incapacitate?
I think I got it.
/ end lame yolk

Ohio, birth state of a certain rumored-to-be-undead me.
*sigh*

Why am I in NY?!
*thinks about it*
Oh yeah...

[Aquamarine]

Hi Lady this post is just precious.

[DollyCali]

you are so sweet AND SO VERY FUNNY.. I am sorry you and Aqua can't be with us this time. I know everyone is busy & has "concerns" in life that make desired things impossible.

The weather is going to be 81 & gentle breeze. Nice outdoors but the mansion will be warm

Taking a quick break (I take a lot of those when I am doing things I don't like to do!!!)

[OESY]

Responding to your missing women alert, I wonder if we could set some traps?



M.Bear Trap



Just Amy Attractor

[OESY]

The missing woman formation:



She stopped to ask for directions to Ohio.

[OESY]

Not to get too carried away:



FReeper mavens departed this week
Without good cause or explanation.
FReeper mavens departed to join
A "Missing Women" formation.

[ST.LOUIE1]

LOL!

You are sooooo witty.....and sooooo cute!

((((Exie))))

[deadhead]

"They *might* be using the Code Names of Mama_Bear and JustAmy, and are both disarming and dangerous!!"

LOL, very funny post! Have a nice weekend