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SOUTER IN ROBERTS CLOTHING, ANN COULTER
Ann Coulter.com ^ | 7-30-05 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 07/20/2005 7:33:31 AM PDT by Babu

After pretending to consider various women and minorities for the Supreme Court these past few weeks, President Bush decided to disappoint all the groups he had just ginned up and nominate a white male.

So all we know about him for sure is that he can't dance and he probably doesn't know who Jay-Z is. Other than that, he is a blank slate. Tabula rasa. Big zippo. Nada. Oh, yeah...we also know he's argued cases before the supreme court. big deal; so has Larry fFynt's attorney.

But unfortunately, other than that that, we don’t know much about John Roberts. Stealth nominees have never turned out to be a pleasant surprise for conservatives. Never. Not ever.

Since the announcement, court-watchers have been like the old Kremlinologists from Soviet days looking for clues as to what kind of justice Roberts will be. Will he let us vote?

Does he live in a small, rough-hewn cabin in the woods of New Hampshire and avoid "women folk"?

Does he trust democracy? Or will he make all the important decisions for us and call them “constitutional rights.”

It means absolutely nothing that NARAL and Planned Parenthood attack him: They also attacked Sandra Day O’Connor, Anthony Kennedy and David Hackett Souter.

The only way a supreme court nominee could win the approval of NARAL and Planned Parenthood would be to actually perform an abortion during his confirmation hearing, live, on camera, and preferably a partial birth one.

It means nothing that Roberts wrote briefs arguing for the repeal of Roe v. Wade when he worked for Republican administrations. He was arguing on behalf of his client, the United States of America. Roberts has specifically disassociated himself from those cases, dropping a footnote to a 1994 law review article that said:

“In the interest of full disclosure, the author would like to point out that as Deputy Solicitor General for a portion of the 1992-93 Term, he was involved in many of the cases discussed below. In the interest of even fuller disclosure, he would also like to point out that his views as a commentator on those cases do not necessarily reflect his views as an advocate for his former client, the United States.”

This would have been the legal equivalent, after O.J.'s acquittal, of Johnnie Cochran saying, "hey, I never said the guy was innocent. I was just doing my job."

And it makes no difference that conservatives in the White House are assuring us Roberts can be trusted. We got the exact same assurances from officials working for the last president Bush about David Hackett Souter.

I believe their exact words were, "Read our lips; Souter's a reliable conservative."

From the theater of the absurd category, the Republican National Committee’s “talking points” on Roberts provide this little tidbit:

“In the 1995 case of Barry v. Little, Judge Roberts argued—free of charge—before the D.C. Court of Appeals on behalf of a class of the neediest welfare recipients, challenging a termination of benefits under the District’s Public Assistance Act of 1982.”

I'm glad to hear the man has a steady work record, but how did this make it to the top of his resume?

Bill Clinton goes around bragging that he passed welfare reform, which was, admittedly, the one public policy success of his entire administration (passed by the Republican Congress). But now apparently Republicans want to pretend the Party of welfare queens! Soon the RNC will be boasting that Republicans want to raise your taxes and surrender in the war on terrorism too.

Finally, lets ponder the fact that Roberts has gone through 50 years on this planet without ever saying anything controversial. That’s just unnatural.

By contrast, I held out for three months, tops, before dropping my first rhetorical bombshell, which I think was about Goldwater.

It’s especially unnatural for someone who is smart and there’s no question but that Roberts is smart.

If a smart and accomplished person goes this long without expressing an opinion, they'd better be pursuing the Miss America title.

Apparently, Roberts decided early on that he wanted to be on the Supreme Court and that the way to do that was not to express a personal opinion on anything to anybody ever. It’s as if he is from some space alien sleeper cell. Maybe the space aliens are trying to help us, but I wish we knew that.

If the Senate were in Democrat hands, Roberts would be perfect. But why on earth would Bush waste a nomination on a person who is a complete blank slate when we have a majority in the Senate!

We also have a majority in the House, state legislatures, state governorships, and have won five of the last seven presidential elections — seven of the last ten!

We're the Harlem Globetrotters now - why do we have to play the Washington Generals every week?

Conservatism is sweeping the nation, we have a fully functioning alternative media, we’re ticked off and ready to avenge Robert Bork . . . and Bush nominates a Rorschach blot.

Even as they are losing voters, Democrats don’t hesitate to nominate reliable left-wing lunatics like Ruth Bader Ginsberg to lifetime sinecures on the High Court. And the vast majority of Americans loathe her views.

As I’ve said before, if a majority of Americans agreed with liberals on abortion, gay marriage, pornography, criminals’ rights, and property rights –liberals wouldn’t need the Supreme Court to give them everything they want through invented “constitutional” rights invisible to everyone but People For the American Way. It’s always good to remind voters that Democrats are the party of abortion, sodomy, and atheism and nothing presents an opportunity to do so like a Supreme Court nomination.

During the “filibuster” fracas, one lonely voice in the woods admonished Republicans: “Of your six minutes on TV, use 30 seconds to point out the Democrats are abusing the filibuster and the other 5 1/2 minutes to ask liberals to explain why they think Bush's judicial nominees are ‘extreme.’" Republicans ignored this advice, spent the next several weeks arguing about the history of the filibuster, and lost the fight.

Now we come to find out from last Sunday’s New York Times — the enemy’s own playbook! — that the Democrats actually took polls and determined that they could not defeat Bush’s conservative judicial nominees on ideological grounds. They could win majority support only if they argued turgid procedural points.

That’s why the entire nation had to be bored to death with arguments about the filibuster earlier this year.

The Democrats’ own polls showed voters are no longer fooled by claims that the Democrats are trying to block “judges who would roll back civil rights.” Borking is over.

And Bush responds by nominating a candidate who will allow Democrats to avoid fighting on their weakest ground – substance. He has given us a Supreme Court nomination that will placate no liberals and should please no conservatives.

Maybe Roberts will contravene the sordid history of “stealth nominees” and be the Scalia or Thomas Bush promised us when he was asking for our votes. Or maybe he won’t. The Supreme Court shouldn't be a game of Russian roulette.


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; aspintersrant; bushbotrage; coulter; johngroberts; johnroberts; scotus; souter
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To: Rippin
Souter wasn't married to a pro-life advocate

Souter was apprehended in a park in the wee hours on his bicycle AFTER he became a Supreme Court justice. Surely you aren't going to say bachelorhood was a plus in his case?

241 posted on 07/20/2005 8:23:32 AM PDT by johnb838 (Dominus Vobiscum)
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To: Fabozz
Sorry, folks, but this column is the flip side of Kennedy and Schumer's press releases—she could have written it four weeks ago and just filled in the blanks with Roberts' name. To say that Roberts' is a judicial enigma whereas Thomas was a known quantity is just shockingly ignorant.

To the heart of it. Good post.

242 posted on 07/20/2005 8:23:51 AM PDT by headsonpikes ("The U.S. Constitution poses no serious threat to our form of government.")
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To: frogjerk

???
You like Souter?


243 posted on 07/20/2005 8:23:53 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: evets

She NEEDS attention!


244 posted on 07/20/2005 8:23:54 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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To: Always Right
Roberts is as rock-solid as they come.

Roberts is as rock-solid as Luttig or Jones? Do tell, I am aching to believe you but I have not seen anything yet that convinces me.

245 posted on 07/20/2005 8:23:55 AM PDT by Tennessean4Bush (An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds, a pessimist fears this is true.)
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To: frogjerk

Well, if Harry the RAT Reid is against Roberts, that's a pretty fair endorsement right there.


246 posted on 07/20/2005 8:24:02 AM PDT by hershey
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To: Always Right

He put a disclaimer on that case. Can you list them? I'm not saying he is not a conservative, I just haven't been able to find any of these conservative fights he's waged and hasn't disclaimed.


247 posted on 07/20/2005 8:24:02 AM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Liberals are blind. They are the dupes of Leftists who know exactly what they're doing.)
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To: redgolum
Part of me wonders if Roberts isn't just a sacrifice.

You should be aware that part of you is not very logical. This would be ridiculous strategery.

Roberts is a HOME RUN.

248 posted on 07/20/2005 8:24:06 AM PDT by RobFromGa (Send Bolton to the UN!)
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To: Obadiah
Also, didn't Souter come right on tails of the Bork event. The times, and the Senate make-up, were not right for a conservative to make the bench. Truth be told, it was that incident that forever sealed my realization that the Democrats would be capable of ANYTHING to prevent a conservative on the court. When we pick up 2-3 Senate seats in '06, my feeling is that the next TWO justices will be cut from more visible cloth than Mr. Roberts.

Bush was right...not replacing O'Connor with a woman (and leaving that possibility open for the Rehnquist change) keeps the court from "requiring' a status quo. Roberts will get the far left ginned up, but should be able to go through without controversy. Should Bush then nominate Janet Brown (a black woman) to replace Rehnquist during the '06 election season, we will see just how radically far left the Demos will go as their heads are moving toward the ballot 'chopping block.'

Once again, the left has vastly underestimated Mr. Bush's tactics. As long as they believe he's an idiot as they talk amongst themselves, they will never come up with a strategy to beat him. By the same token, we all recognize how diabolical Hillary is, and don't question her intelligence or competency - we KNOW that she is capable of all manner of liberal evil and must be stopped politically before she ever gets in to steal the White House china - and the nation's security - again.
249 posted on 07/20/2005 8:24:16 AM PDT by Amalie (FREEDOM had NEVER been another word for nothing left to lose...)
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To: bankwalker

we hope


250 posted on 07/20/2005 8:24:18 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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To: CWW
I am not saying this is the case with Roberts's marriage but what about the Carville-Matlin pillow talk? Opposite ideology can exist in marriage.

Plus he was paid to write briefs and argue before the Court, money is the ultimate ideology equalizer.

But that said Roberts does not look like another Souter, Kennedy maybe but he will not be a leftist flake.

Only time will tell. Would have felt better with a rabid defender of anti- judicial activism but oh well. Just have to pray about it.
251 posted on 07/20/2005 8:24:53 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians)
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To: Lancey Howard

No. Implying that Roberts is a "scumbag" kind of bothers me.


252 posted on 07/20/2005 8:25:17 AM PDT by frogjerk
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To: Babu

I think sometiems we confuse conservative in tone with conservative in viewpoint or philosophy. When I was in law school, we had one fellow student who was very conservative and very confrontational. There were other students who were every bit as conservative, but were seen as moderates because they weren't as confrontational. Sometimes we fall into the liberal trap of thinking that conservatives cannot be reserved and mild mannered.


253 posted on 07/20/2005 8:25:28 AM PDT by Freemyland
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To: Babu
So all we know about him for sure is that he can't dance and he probably doesn't know who Jay-Z is

Until this week, I had no idea who Jay-Z was. For some weird twist of fate, I met Jay-Z this week. I'm glad he's getting some press coverage so I can drop his name :-)

On a more serious note, Coulter needs a chill pill.

254 posted on 07/20/2005 8:25:30 AM PDT by george wythe
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To: PhiKapMom

My problem with Ann is that she often seems on the verge of hysteria. This column is indicative of that.


255 posted on 07/20/2005 8:25:55 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: evets
Maybe she should eat something, and then comment.

My girlfriend is that skinny and eats like a horse. Her mother is the same way.

256 posted on 07/20/2005 8:26:10 AM PDT by houeto ("Mr. President , close our borders now!")
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To: SoFloFreeper

Most seem to think that at the least this will push the court a notch to the right of where O'Connor had it.


257 posted on 07/20/2005 8:26:41 AM PDT by johnb838 (Dominus Vobiscum)
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To: johnb838
Surely you aren't going to say bachelorhood was a plus in his case?

Roberts objectively <> Souter Contra AC

258 posted on 07/20/2005 8:26:42 AM PDT by Rippin
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To: ZULU

If Bush is no conservative then there are none.


259 posted on 07/20/2005 8:26:43 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Lancey Howard
Roberts makes me a little nervous.

Lancey, you are usually cool. If Roberts makes you nervous, then I suppose a few Quaaludes would make you nervous!

;-)

260 posted on 07/20/2005 8:26:45 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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