Posted on 07/19/2005 4:40:25 AM PDT by linkinpunk
Woman Bares All In Court
UPDATED: 6:22 pm EDT July 18, 2005
MIAMI -- It was a rather unusual moment in Miami-Dade County bond court Friday morning when a woman waiting to approach the judge bared all.
Nicole Babb stripped off her clothes, raised her hands in the air and then got down on all fours as those in court looked on.
Eventually, bailiff's approached her, covered her and escorted her away.
Babb's bond was set at $5,000. She is accused of identity theft.
Everything appeared to be normal at first Friday morning in Miami-Dade County bond court, until the woman standing in the background decided to make herself a bit more comfortable.
Nicole Babb, who is accused of identity theft, grabs a firm hold of her outfit.
Those in court, other than the judge and the defendant at the stand, gawk.
Then, the baliffs take her away, unable to hide the grins on their faces.
... the possibilities are endless for this one...
The undistracted look on the old and wise judge is priceless. You know he's thinking, "another day, another nut job"
LOL
Haha! The bailiffs really are getting an eye-full!
Baliffs- "I was here first. I get to frisk her."
We had a lady here locally who was an absolute nut case (she changed her name to "Serpentfoot.") She had continual run-ins with the law, and her usual method of protest was to bare all. But since she was an old lady who weighed about 400 pounds, the bailiffs usually turned their heads as they were hauling her off to the lockup . . . again.
I think eventually the county was able to get her committed for some mental health treatment.
Your honor, I have nothing to hide!
Full disclosure!
Sounds like "Night Court"
"I'm sure Judge Klein has seen it all before!"
LOL the Judge looks around eighty. I'm sure over the years he's wanted to say(bit his tongue) things to these nutcases he couldn't in the court room. Like to this naked broad, "Honey, I've seen better legs on a table at meat packing plant."
"That boob had a mole on it, I'd recognize that boob anywhere....."
At least she didn't violate the Penal code.
"That boob had a mole on it, I'd recognize that boob anywhere....."
Is that what McCain said in his movie appearance ?
(I used to work for a federal judge).
How dare she appear in court without her briefs!
I believe that's what everyone else said about the Senator.
" The judge saves up all his remarks, and delivers them to his staff back in the office! "
Can't say I blame them. They have to let off steam and vent after having to interact all day or night with the crazies out there.
That poor lady seems to have some serious skin blemishes...
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