The undistracted look on the old and wise judge is priceless. You know he's thinking, "another day, another nut job"
LOL
We had a lady here locally who was an absolute nut case (she changed her name to "Serpentfoot.") She had continual run-ins with the law, and her usual method of protest was to bare all. But since she was an old lady who weighed about 400 pounds, the bailiffs usually turned their heads as they were hauling her off to the lockup . . . again.
I think eventually the county was able to get her committed for some mental health treatment.