District to 'affirm' Ebonics (It should be considered a foreign language)

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[SAJ]

Boolean logic, taught in Ebonics? Hmmm, that presents possibilities....

''Word up, yall. Ain't no way t'go 'cept true or false, y'got dat? Now, we be startin' on some operators, dese be called Boolean operators, righteous?

Dese don' work in da 'hood, yunnerstan, but dey work smoothbro when yo dealin' wit' 'puters, or what Whitey be callin' ''system design''.

(quitting before Mr. Robinson throws me off the board...)

[Huntress]

How do you say "Your chances of getting a good job and living a prosperous life have just been destroyed" in Ebonics?

From the Ebonics Translator:

"Your chances o' getting uh pimp-tight job an' living uh prosperous life gots just been destroyed peep this s**t."

[Triggerhippie]

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.

[Watery Tart]

Golly!

[Banjoguy]

Pure, unmitigated, BS...........

[Chode]

now they will need PAID interpurters, right???