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Here is my son's song. Mind you, after seeing Napolean Dynamite one night I told him it took me until I was in my 30s to realize that it was the geeks in school who were more true to their friends and themselves. When the neighbor boy told him he was a nerd, his answer was, "I know I'm kind of a nerd, but I'm proud of it."
Anyhow, here is his song. He says if anyone wants to pay him to record him, let me know. LOL!
The life of a
Geek

I can’t get a girlfriend.
Only had one date.
I showed her my airplane collection,
Then we went to the zoo.
We fed the panther,
Then jumped on the kan-ga-roo.
We went to the movies.
We watched Star Wars.
She didn’t like it,
But I kept yelling,
“Cool! Cool! Cool!”
Everybody said, “BE QUIET!”
We got kicked out.
She wanted to gaze at the stars.
I said, “Let’s play D&D.
We’ll have fun. You can be a halfing.”
Aside in background, female voice : (“You can be half dumb.”)
We had fun!
At least one of us.
All the guys were impressed
That she was a real girl.
Male voice in background: (“Unlike that robot you brought last week.”)

I drove her home.
Leaned over for a good night kiss
[SLAP!!]
IT’S OVER!!
whiny: But it never started!!