[Boomer Geezer]

.... My 11 year old wrote a cute little song entitled Life of a Geek if anyone is interested, I can try to find it.

Yup, please do. If you do not wish to post it publicly you can always FReepmail it to me, er ... ah ... my wife is interested in it, you see. Ah ... I was reading the thread to her, and ... well ... It's not for me, you understand ... (ahem ... harrump) ::rolleyes::

[HungarianGypsy]

Here is my son's song. Mind you, after seeing Napolean Dynamite one night I told him it took me until I was in my 30s to realize that it was the geeks in school who were more true to their friends and themselves. When the neighbor boy told him he was a nerd, his answer was, "I know I'm kind of a nerd, but I'm proud of it."
Anyhow, here is his song. He says if anyone wants to pay him to record him, let me know. LOL!
The life of a
Geek

I can’t get a girlfriend.
Only had one date.
I showed her my airplane collection,
Then we went to the zoo.
We fed the panther,
Then jumped on the kan-ga-roo.
We went to the movies.
We watched Star Wars.
She didn’t like it,
But I kept yelling,
“Cool! Cool! Cool!”
Everybody said, “BE QUIET!”
We got kicked out.
She wanted to gaze at the stars.
I said, “Let’s play D&D.
We’ll have fun. You can be a halfing.”
Aside in background, female voice : (“You can be half dumb.”)
We had fun!
At least one of us.
All the guys were impressed
That she was a real girl.
Male voice in background: (“Unlike that robot you brought last week.”)

I drove her home.
Leaned over for a good night kiss
[SLAP!!]
IT’S OVER!!
whiny: But it never started!!