That headline needs correction: It was *1969*...
In a perfect universe, Fat Teddy will live until this date in 2009, and then, in a demonstration of God's infinite sense of humor, he will find himself trapped in a car underwater, unable to escape, and he will suffocate and drown EXACTLY the way Mary Jo did.
Although they'll need some major wenches and cranes to haul his fat bloated azz out of THAT wreck!
Can't leave him in the water, that would be toxic to any and all sea life.
Hey, today's not over!
I think a better way for the fat slob would be to tie a really good one on at the bar, drive home, pass out and suffocate on his puke.
I believe that level of alcohol would be toxic to ANY life form.
It was the Hindustan Times. They're using the Vedic Calendar.
"In a perfect universe, Fat Teddy will live until this date in 2009, and then, in a demonstration of God's infinite sense of humor, he will find himself trapped in a car underwater, unable to escape, and he will suffocate and drown EXACTLY the way Mary Jo did."
All you would need is another Kennedy driving! I suggest his idiot son, Patrick "Patches" Kennedy (Dullard-RI)!
Wont happen! I've heard that Kennedy refuses to go ANYWHERE near a body of water since he was nearly harpooned by a group of Japanese visitors the last time he was at the beach.
"Although they'll need some major wenches and cranes"
LOL They'll need Amazon "wenches" for sure to run those cranes.