In a perfect universe, Fat Teddy will live until this date in 2009, and then, in a demonstration of God's infinite sense of humor, he will find himself trapped in a car underwater, unable to escape, and he will suffocate and drown EXACTLY the way Mary Jo did. I think a better way for the fat slob would be to tie a really good one on at the bar, drive home, pass out and suffocate on his puke.
I think a better way for the fat slob would be to tie a really good one on at the bar, drive home, pass out and suffocate on his puke. That would endanger other folks. He can pass out and puke in the bar, or in his DC digs, just as well.