To: BurbankKarl
To: BurbankKarl
"Don't ask for too much - it'll make her suspicious..."
4 posted on
07/18/2005 12:19:53 PM PDT by
general_re
("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
To: BurbankKarl
Doesn't sound like it was necessarily faked.
To: BurbankKarl
Police: Man Faked Kidnapping, Demanded $750 Ransom From Mom
Cheap bastard.
6 posted on
07/18/2005 12:21:28 PM PDT by
BikerNYC
To: BurbankKarl
$750?!?
Geez....go for an even 1000 while you're at it!
7 posted on
07/18/2005 12:21:54 PM PDT by
najida
(The hardest person to forgive is yourself.)
To: BurbankKarl
"Mom, I've been kidnapped and they're holding me for ransom in the basement! They're demanding a PSP, the new Harry Potter book, and some Easy Mac with cut up pieces of hot dog..."
8 posted on
07/18/2005 12:29:41 PM PDT by
ICX
To: BurbankKarl
A 24-year-old man was arrested for allegedly faking his own kidnapping and demanding $750 ransom from his mother. Another tragic victim of low self-esteem.
9 posted on
07/18/2005 12:30:41 PM PDT by
pabianice
To: BurbankKarl
10 posted on
07/18/2005 12:33:54 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred")
To: BurbankKarl
>the girlfriend, Sarah Madison, 22, of Covina
I don't understand.
Why blackmail his Mom? Why not
pimp out young Sarah?
To: BurbankKarl; Felicity Fahrquar
Madison then got back in a car and it sped away. Editorial ping?
Hoo rights like dis?
I wish I had a car that sped away on its own.
14 posted on
07/18/2005 12:56:37 PM PDT by
Experiment 6-2-6
(When the disbeliever sees this, he will say, 'How nice if I was also turned into sand.')
To: BurbankKarl
Mr. Darwin is on the lookout for this guy.
15 posted on
07/18/2005 1:07:27 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws spawned the runaway federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
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