DFU SONG: Werewolves in London (Muslims in London)

DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - WEREWOLVES IN LONDON

(intro)

They will kill you when you're riding the train
Of course, they will kill you when you're flying a plane
And they're gonna kill you boarding a bus
They'll say, "Infidel, you are not one of us"

Beware...Muslims in London...beware
Beware...Muslims in London...beware

In the mosques they have been preaching hate
People awoke just a little too late
All over Europe they've become a big threat
It's not too late to stop them yet

Beware...Muslims in London...beware
Beware...Muslims in London...beware

(musical break)

If you see some guys with towels on top their heads
Chances may be good that they are wanting you dead
You cannot profile...I guess that's just not right
Oh, well, I guess you could die tonight

Beware...Muslims in London...beware
Beware...Muslims in London...beware

You must always be so sensitive
Don't hurt their feelings...live and let live
If you're living by that little rule
Your mama has raised up quite a fool
If you don't know that they want conversion or your death
You must be on meth

Bewaaaaaaaaaare...Muslims in London...beware
Bewaaaaaaaaaare...Muslims in London

[doug from upland]

Am I going to have to hide like Rushdie?

[doug from upland]

Ping

[stocksthatgoup]

Best of the day!

[SevenofNine]

Rack ittt LOL! hey Doug MAYBE LOL!

[cabojoe]

My wife caught me singing one of your songs...it was kinda like that Dell commercial where the wife busts her husband for air drumming. I'll never live it down.

[doug from upland]

You are about 1600 songs behind.

[rlmorel]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! That's a LOT of ground to make up!!!

[Plutarch]

Am I going to have to hide like Rushdie?

If hide you must, isn't your vehicle a bit conspicuous, festooned with righteous bumper stickers?

[doug from upland]

At last count, I think I may be up to owing people about 200 keyboards. :)

[Clemenza]

I saw Bin Laden walking with Red Ken.

Doing the Muslims in London

I saw Zarqawi walking with Red Ken.

Doing the Muslims in London.

I saw George Galloway ordering a plate of Hummus at Marble Arch, he was with Mullah Omar.

ALLLLLLLAHHHHH! Muslims in London. ALLLAHHHHHHH!!!!

[doug from upland]

The stickers came off after the election. They are magnetic, and I removed them every time I parked. I can't tell you the number of times I got flipped off. One guy on the 101 was very proud to have his son and daugher flip me off. They were about 8 and 10 years old.

[codyjacksmom]

Thanks a lot, that song will be stuck in my head for days now....LOL

[rlmorel]

LOL!

You know, in some circles, that might be called...talent!

Resume entry:

"I have experience re-wording the lyrics of popular song, results include over 200 keyboards contaminated..."

[doug from upland]

Somehow, I don't think that on a resume would get a 6-figure job. Fortunately, I work for myself.

[rlmorel]

Good, well, I enjoy your stuff. And, after all, Big Al Yankovich makes a living at it!

[doug from upland]

7/21 -- another attack