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Why aren't you right wingers in church? (Troll not, lest thou be zotted).
Beebers 11:28 | The prophet Zottariah.

Posted on 07/10/2005 7:54:53 AM PDT by pin state

I thought you right wingers were supposed to be in church about now? What's up?


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To: cajungirl; Leapfrog
You can freep in church?

You can here: Anglican Church installs Wi-FI access

81 posted on 07/10/2005 8:18:08 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
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To: pin state

I thought you Left Wingers were supposed to be Hell.

Why are you wasting time on our board?


82 posted on 07/10/2005 8:18:36 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: bahblahbah

Plenty of us Protestants hold this day holy too!


83 posted on 07/10/2005 8:19:04 AM PDT by quiet_vet
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To: Gabz
But I've got an even better excuse for not being in Church - I broke my ankle Friday and can barely get around on crutches - let alone drive :)

Ouch! Be careful, Gabz!

84 posted on 07/10/2005 8:19:28 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
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To: Riley

"I think we're all supposed to be robber barons with gold bathroom fixtures, sitting out on the front porch with the 12 gauge and the hound dog and no teeth. Or something"


No, that was Saddam Insane but we took care of him and his sociopathetic homicidal sons. Their currently singing Hot Legs by Rod Stewart in H@ll.


85 posted on 07/10/2005 8:19:33 AM PDT by SunnySide (Ephes2:8 ByGraceYou'veBeenSavedThruFaithAGiftOfGodSoNoOneCanBoast)
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To: Gabz

Oh GABZ!

i am so sorry!

Hope it doesn't hurt too badly!

How did you manage that?


86 posted on 07/10/2005 8:19:48 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: socal_parrot

What's with the gray areas of the map? Are those places where time holds no sway?


87 posted on 07/10/2005 8:20:29 AM PDT by Petronski (BRABANTIO: Thou art a villain! ---- IAGO: You are--a senator.)
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To: MARTIAL MONK

LOLOL!


88 posted on 07/10/2005 8:21:01 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("The only ho I'm pimpin' is Sweet Lady Propane." -- Hank Hill)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks. It does sort of put a crimp in our summer plans..........SIGH


89 posted on 07/10/2005 8:21:02 AM PDT by Gabz ((Chincoteague, VA) Surgeon General Warning: Sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
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To: pin state

Our church has grown so fast that the pastors asked for volunteers to go to Saturday night services to free up space in our auditorium on Sundays. So my family obliged. Consequently, there is room for you there, sinner.


90 posted on 07/10/2005 8:21:19 AM PDT by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of news)
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To: Tax-chick

Fast is good with your mob!

You know?

You have your very own base-ball team!


91 posted on 07/10/2005 8:21:22 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: pin state

I'm listening to Sinatra, and he was Catholic. Good enough for you?


92 posted on 07/10/2005 8:21:41 AM PDT by Rocko
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To: Owl_Eagle
Whatever you do, don't tell him about the new REQUIRED profession of faith before you can vote or get a driver's license!

And, for God's sake, don't mention the "speaking in tongues" test!

93 posted on 07/10/2005 8:22:39 AM PDT by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of news)
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To: sionnsar
Be careful, Gabz!

Thanks, I could have used that advice Friday night...LOL!

94 posted on 07/10/2005 8:22:52 AM PDT by Gabz ((Chincoteague, VA) Surgeon General Warning: Sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
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To: pin state

hey...we were...and we didn't call the press & press potograhers about it, like one unnamed Sen. from Mass.


95 posted on 07/10/2005 8:23:15 AM PDT by stylin19a (Suicide bomber ??? "I came to the wrong jihad")
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To: pin state
Hey Pin State, let me guess... you've run out of Jolt Cola and Cheese Nips and your right hand just wants to be friends these days...

Buck up, little troll, there's always state sponsored euthanasia.

96 posted on 07/10/2005 8:23:24 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("The only ho I'm pimpin' is Sweet Lady Propane." -- Hank Hill)
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To: tiamat
How did you manage that?

Portable sewing machine on floor in dark room...........and i"m a klutz.

97 posted on 07/10/2005 8:23:36 AM PDT by Gabz ((Chincoteague, VA) Surgeon General Warning: Sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
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To: pin state

Oh this guy is alright, he's just posted this because his computer keeps beating him at Tic Tac Toe.


98 posted on 07/10/2005 8:24:18 AM PDT by jwh_Denver (Socialism, Communism, Fascism, Liberalism; self anger turned outward.)
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To: pin state

I go on Saturday.


99 posted on 07/10/2005 8:24:43 AM PDT by Alouette (The only thing learned from history is that nobody ever learns from history.)
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To: SunnySide

Our church has three identical services: Saturday evening at 6, Sunday AM at 9, and Sunday AM at 11.


100 posted on 07/10/2005 8:25:23 AM PDT by dawn53
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