Why aren't you right wingers in church? (Troll not, lest thou be zotted).

Beebers 11:28 | The prophet Zottariah.

[pin state]

I thought you right wingers were supposed to be in church about now? What's up?

[surely_you_jest]

Because this right-winger is a practicing Pagan, and doesn't go to church. Putz.

[Lady Jag]

We will pray for your soul.

[Zionist Conspirator]

I thought you right wingers were supposed to be in church about now? What's up?

G-d rested on the Seventh Day, you moron.

[tiamat]

I believe in karma.

I'm going to pray that he moves up the scale and gets reincarnated as something better.

Like a snail.

[BadAndy]

"I thought you right wingers were supposed to be in church about now?"

Shouldn't you be downloading pornography and molesting children?

[M Kehoe]

Gee, if you belonged to one, or even knew what one was, you'd know there's services held all the time. Don't worry though, after the 2008 elections, we're going to force everybody to go to church... uhoh, I may have said too much already...

LOL!

5.56mm

[iconoclast]

I don't know why we zotted this guy so fast, we could of had some real fun here!

Though some FReepers, and their silly kitties, seem to hold "zotting" as a precious precept, I have always thought it stupid, counter productive, and un-American.

[Braak]

Being a Jewish conservative, my day was yesterday, troll-boy! Now go back to DU and drink more coolaid!

[dalereed]

One has nothing to do with the other.

Personally I quit going when I was 8 and Sunday became race day at the drag races.

[wildbill]

I thought liberal/leftists were against stereotyping?

Oh, that's right, your stereotypes (all conservatives are religious) are always correct and therefore are permitted.

I'm not religious, but was brought up with some knowledge of scriptures. Isn't there something in there about worrying about the beam in your own eye?

[iconoclast]

I'm working my second job on the weekends, a$$hole!!!

Seriesly?

[don-o]

bump for later - looks like a good un

[commonasdirt]

Dammit! You gave away the secret plan!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Since you're so interested, I did my Holy Rollin' at the Saturday Evening service last night. :)

[processing please hold]

Get rid of the facial hair on them and voila. Not too far from actual.

I have two family reunions to go to a year, one like that, and one that's ritzy. We always have more fun at the lower end of the social scale reunion. Everybody brings their weapons and the testosterone flows.

At the other, you have to worry if you're eating with the correct fork. :-)

[msf92497]

Yes.

I am a pharma rep by day, and I help my wife clean dental offices on the weekends. Fer real.

[Lady Jag]

Have you ever felt snail slime?   That wouldn't be a real step up in the evolution scale . . . well, maybe for him it would. . .

[commonasdirt]

When you get back to DU be sure to say hi to "conservative businessman" for us........creep. Next! Step right up. We are well coffeed and ready to go. Maybe third time will be the charm for you guys.

[JamminJAY]

I thought you AIDS-infected home boys didn't wake up from your popper hangovers until six o'clock in the evening? What's up with that?

He's trying to figure out why the more he "partys" the more his butt hurts in the morning.

Jammer

[mindwasp]

If you cannot sit down in church because of the pain from frolicking with your liberal buddies from the previous night, I invite you to my church. You can stand if it is more comfortable.