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Why aren't you right wingers in church? (Troll not, lest thou be zotted).
Beebers 11:28 | The prophet Zottariah.

Posted on 07/10/2005 7:54:53 AM PDT by pin state

I thought you right wingers were supposed to be in church about now? What's up?


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To: RepoGirl

LOL "Cheese Nips"

The preferred choice among da rats.


101 posted on 07/10/2005 8:25:29 AM PDT by SunnySide (Ephes2:8 ByGraceYou'veBeenSavedThruFaithAGiftOfGodSoNoOneCanBoast)
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To: pin state
I'm Jewish. I went to Synagogue Friday night.
102 posted on 07/10/2005 8:25:47 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: Gabz

OUCH!

As a fellow klutz, I feel for you.


103 posted on 07/10/2005 8:25:54 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: pin state

104 posted on 07/10/2005 8:26:08 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: TADSLOS

Zot of ages?


105 posted on 07/10/2005 8:26:56 AM PDT by MortMan (Mostly Harmless)
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To: RepoGirl

LOL!


106 posted on 07/10/2005 8:27:05 AM PDT by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: cajungirl
"You can freep in church?"

Ptth! Yeah, right! Like you didn't get your wireless cranial implant at the last RNC too...

(Oops, or is that a secret?)

107 posted on 07/10/2005 8:28:13 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Petronski

Those areas do not conform to the time zone that would normally run through them. They are ussually a 1/2 hour off. Why? I have no idea.


108 posted on 07/10/2005 8:29:40 AM PDT by dpa5923 (Small minds talk about people, normal minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas.)
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To: pin state

Our services start at 11:00 CST.

The question is why are you not dancing in the arborreal dell worshiping Gaya? What, no babies to sacrifice?


109 posted on 07/10/2005 8:29:58 AM PDT by Stand W (Confusion to our enemies)
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To: hflynn; Mrs Zip; BOBWADE
Soros wouldn't make any sense even if he spelled his name backwards

Great tagline. I never noticed that before. :)

110 posted on 07/10/2005 8:31:04 AM PDT by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans (NRA))))
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To: Leapfrog

My implant was recently updated so I am in the loop and get my orders directly from Rove.


111 posted on 07/10/2005 8:31:47 AM PDT by cajungirl (no)
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To: pin state

I'm on the West Coast and services at my church begin at 10:00AM.


112 posted on 07/10/2005 8:31:59 AM PDT by ledzep75
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To: Owl_Eagle
uhoh, I may have said too much already...

Karl said you were talking too much, don't you recall, at the last staff meeting?

113 posted on 07/10/2005 8:32:13 AM PDT by TheGeezer
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To: All; pin state

I don't know why we zotted this guy so fast, we could of had some real fun here! Besides, I wanted to tell him that unlike people of his kind (i.e. Liberals!) I work for a living so today I'm at my job since I work a Sunday thru Thursday shift.


114 posted on 07/10/2005 8:33:24 AM PDT by Mr. C (Freedom is Everything ... without it we are nothing)
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To: since1868

Sorry, the collection plate got in my way and I lost my place.


115 posted on 07/10/2005 8:33:36 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: pin state

I am in church.
For I am the Pastor of Zot Disaster!
The Deacon of Destruction!
The Imam of troll Immolation!
The Swami of Swat!

Consider yourself banished to an eternity of trolling for attention and getting nothing but derisive laughter from those who are superior to you in every way.


116 posted on 07/10/2005 8:36:06 AM PDT by ExpatGator (Progressivism: A polyp on the colon politic.)
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To: cajungirl
My implant was recently updated so I am in the loop and get my orders directly from Rove.

Ah, so you get your messages, no matter where you rove.

117 posted on 07/10/2005 8:36:12 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: sionnsar

Coolest ZOT picture ever! Love it.


118 posted on 07/10/2005 8:36:22 AM PDT by RosieCotton (The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G.K. Chesterton)
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To: Poser
Uh... Because I don't participate in organized religion?

Neither do I.

I have a King James and a koran on my desk, the difference in the two are astounding.

One teaches love, the other preaches jihad. Islam, TROP, yeah, right.

119 posted on 07/10/2005 8:37:07 AM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: Gabz
and I always preferred evening Mass in the summer when I was growing up.

I do that during football season. I've had season tickets to the Oilers/Texans for several years. (OK, I've missed a season and coming up on missing another...)

You can't buy beer on Sunday mornings in Texas, so I always had to get beer for the tailgate parties the evening before.

So I'd be pulling out of the church parking lot after Saturday evening Mass, thinking, "Let's see...I need to stop and get beer, cigarettes...oh, and a Lotto ticket..."

Kind of incongruous, huh? ;-)

120 posted on 07/10/2005 8:37:14 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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