Xenu, the leader of the Galactic Federation, solved an overpopulation problem by freezing excess people in a compound of alcohol and glycol and transporting them to Teegeeack -- which we now know as Earth. There they were put in volcanos and exploded with hydrogen bombs.
Xenu's return will wipe out all life as we know it. Scientology is our only hope.
/sarcasm off
LOL. I cant believe how much I learned and thought about Scientology and Xenu on FR the last few weeks!
You made me laugh!!!!!!