To: phoenix_004
For some really sick reason, why do I wish it turned out to be more like this? (I hate stupid stunts):
2 posted on
07/08/2005 5:23:17 AM PDT by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: phoenix_004
Crap...this guy is taken? Missed a good one....
3 posted on
07/08/2005 5:25:51 AM PDT by
Fawn
To: phoenix_004
Was it for an old flame or a new one?
4 posted on
07/08/2005 5:26:15 AM PDT by
Lando Lincoln
(How many liberals does it take to win a war?)
To: phoenix_004
Careful, Todd.
Now she'll expect you to do it EVERY anniversary...
5 posted on
07/08/2005 5:26:52 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: phoenix_004
Note to Malissa Kusiek: Just say NO
7 posted on
07/08/2005 5:27:35 AM PDT by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: phoenix_004
"Honey, you make me hot," he told his sweetheart, Malissa Kusiek. "I hope I'm getting the point across that I'm on fire for you." Well, that's definitely the worst set up to a couple of the worst pick-up lines I've ever seen.
11 posted on
07/08/2005 5:36:40 AM PDT by
Egon
(By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.)
To: phoenix_004
'He's not a stuntman' As he was soaking himself in gasoline, the guy was probably thinking: "Now how can she say no after this!?"
12 posted on
07/08/2005 5:40:49 AM PDT by
silent_jonny
(every time a justice retires an angel gets his wings)
To: phoenix_004
I fell into a burnin? ring of fire --
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher,
And it burns, burn, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
16 posted on
07/08/2005 5:55:11 AM PDT by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: phoenix_004
To quote Jerry Lee Lewis....."I'm burnin' up like a paper cup.....ooooooooooo, I'm on FIY-AHH....."
17 posted on
07/08/2005 5:58:39 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(West Virginia needs neurosurgeons like San Francisco needs gynecologists)
To: phoenix_004
Just a hunk a hunk o' burnin' love....
18 posted on
07/08/2005 6:00:04 AM PDT by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Republicam)
To: Slings and Arrows
20 posted on
07/08/2005 6:03:42 AM PDT by
glock rocks
(Git er done!)
To: phoenix_004
OK guys, Of course this guy is a total nutjob, but how many of you are secretly thinking "cool!"
Like me, you're enough of an adrenalin junkie to want to (safely) light yourself on fire and jump into a pool.
21 posted on
07/08/2005 6:08:33 AM PDT by
cyclotic
(Cub Scouts-Teach 'em young to be men, and politically incorrect in the process)
To: phoenix_004
I give this love match three or fire months before she extinguishes it.
Leni
To: phoenix_004
I can't believe I missed out on this guy. What 's he going to do for a finale?
To: phoenix_004
Todd Grannis + Jennifer Wilbanks = a match (pardon) made in heaven??!! Run, Malissa, run!!
31 posted on
07/08/2005 8:31:00 AM PDT by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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