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Stop Comparing Me to American Moonbats (TOO funny!)
Iowahawk blog
| July 5, 2005
| Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi (guest of Iowahawk)
Posted on 07/05/2005 7:41:35 PM PDT by 68skylark
As a holy activist battling infidel crusaders and their heretic lackeys here in Mesopotamia, Allah knows I have to have a thick skin. Still, every once in a while, Ill run across something that really gets my blood boiling. For instance, after my last opinion piece I got this nastygram from some choad over in Great Satanland:
I am appalled and sickened that anyone would draw a parellel between Al-Zarqawi and the American Left.
Oh, ya think? Well, I got news for you, Moby: Im not exactly thrilled about any such comparison MYSELF, okay? See, I didnt spend the last ten years crawling in the sand at jihad training camp, getting my knuckles thwacked by an Imam every time I forgot a Quran verse, and living in smelly Baghdad safehouse just to get compared to a bunch of trucker-hat AltWeekly motards from Austin and Seattle.
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: iowahawk; zarkman; zarqawi
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posted on
07/05/2005 7:41:37 PM PDT
by
68skylark
To: 68skylark
Wicked funny.
Holy dung, like I dont have enough of my own local idiots to put up with. Do you realize how hard it is to find decent jihad recruits when you're taking fire from infidels and Iraqis? Cripes, you should have seen the collection of numbnuts and droolers on the short bus from Saudi yesterday...
Hey, maybe this really is from Zarqy...
To: 68skylark
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posted on
07/05/2005 7:47:43 PM PDT
by
68skylark
To: 68skylark
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posted on
07/05/2005 7:47:57 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: 68skylark; eyespysomething
Good Allah, I swear the only way were ever gonna turn these morons into martyrs is to plant detonation buttons inside their nostrils.
Funny stuff.
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posted on
07/05/2005 7:48:56 PM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(America is the Last Beach)
To: Billthedrill
Here's my favorite:
Oh sure, the infidel progressives like to talk a good game. Theyll call you freedom fighters and the resistance and Iraqi Minutemen. But soon as you need some volunteers to take out a grade school full of collaborators, theyre like, sorry dude, Ive got to run off some International ANSWER fliers at Kinkos.
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posted on
07/05/2005 7:49:45 PM PDT
by
68skylark
To: 68skylark; Howlin
Man, I just dont get it. There are lots of other American groups who are joining us against Bushs crusade, like David Duke and Fred Phelps and Stormfront. But who do I get automatically lumped in with? East Village Rage Against My Allowance ****wits in Fred Perry tracksuits who cant figure out the controls on an iPod, let alone an international revolution.You have to read the whole thing, but this part is pure gold.
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posted on
07/05/2005 7:55:05 PM PDT
by
McGavin999
(i)
To: 68skylark; Blurblogger; writer33; Kenny Bunk; devolve; CHARLITE; Bassfire; Boazo; Echo Talon; ...
thanks for the great laughs....
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posted on
07/05/2005 7:55:33 PM PDT
by
bitt
('We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing.' Victor Davis Hanson)
To: Slings and Arrows
you aren't pinged to this ...
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posted on
07/05/2005 7:57:29 PM PDT
by
bitt
('We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing.' Victor Davis Hanson)
To: 68skylark
BTT. Good to see the level of discourse on the Daily Kos lives down to standards. It would seem that Iowahawk has...let's see, what is that simpering self-congratulatory phrase the left is so fond of? Oh, yes, Iowahawk seems to have "struck a nerve."
To: bitt; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
you aren't pinged to this ... I am now. Thanks - hilarious!
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!
[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]
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posted on
07/05/2005 10:01:40 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
To: IowaHawk
You've got adulation.
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posted on
07/05/2005 10:02:49 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
To: Billthedrill
Good Allah, I swear the only way were ever gonna turn these morons into martyrs is to plant detonation buttons inside their nostrils. OK, that's where I lost it!
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posted on
07/06/2005 4:37:20 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES!!)
To: 68skylark
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posted on
07/06/2005 4:44:35 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
To: Slings and Arrows
thanks for the pink - always good to start the day with a fit of hilarity :D
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posted on
07/06/2005 4:45:25 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
To: 68skylark
To: 68skylark
trucker-hat AltWeekly motards from Austin and Seattle. Hey!
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posted on
07/06/2005 7:28:02 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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posted on
07/06/2005 7:45:37 AM PDT
by
eureka!
(It will not be safe to vote Democrat for a long, long, time...)
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posted on
07/06/2005 8:52:52 AM PDT
by
DocRock
To: 68skylark; Slings and Arrows; Howlin; All
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posted on
07/06/2005 12:11:25 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
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