Robot hand performs remote breast checks

NewScientist.com news service ^ | 15:41 05 July 2005 | Will Knight

[Polyxene]

"...I can see the day coming when they use such an apparatus for prostate exams. "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

OR

"Turn your head and cough, human."

[Polyxene]

the "Electro-Grope" system

"From my cold, dead flange" NRA (National Robot Assn)

[jpsb]

Bummer, damn robots.

[Jonah Hex]

"Turn your head and cough, human."

"Turn your head and cough, meatsack."

;-)

[Polyxene]

LOL! I Robot! "We've come for your goodies, Chuck." (with apologies to Beetlejuice)

[Steelerfan]

Thanks as well Mr. B, and thanks BJ for the tutorial.

That robot is still creeping the heck out of me.

[bwteim]

ROTFL

[BJClinton]

Heh, I wonder if it can do..um...other parts?

[KarlInOhio]

So when do we see a robot that does prostate exams?

The same robot does that too. Bend over and say "Ah!".

[Steelerfan]

That is what I am afraid of.

[Steelerfan]

Imply, accuse outright, it is really all just semantics. And at the very least, the Big B was kind enough to bail me out by posting some cheesecake, which justifies the entire thread IMHO.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

So you aren't here to read the football threads after all.

[Billthedrill]

Scene: a remote town in Idaho. BtD sitting in his underdrawers looking at the image of his family physician, Dr. Kevorkian, on the tube...

Doc: "OK, now Mr. Drill, it's time to check you for lumps."
BtD: "Mother of God, whatinell is that thing?"
Doc: "It's my new remote multifunction testicle checker. Got it off ebay the other day."
BtD: "Doc, that's a second-hand 20-ton industrial press with rubber glove on it you gotcha there..."
Doc: "I said 'multifunction' - anyway, it wasn't cheap. Hadda outbid two coal mines and a steel mill for this beauty. Now whip 'em out."
BtD (bleating): "Doc, I dunno. You ever hear of network latency? I mean, you tell it to stop squeezing, sometimes it doesn't respond right away..."
Doc: "Price of new technology, Billy-boy. Did I tell you I also do reconstructive surgery?"

[Steelerfan]

Hey, I said I checked the football threads first, I didn't say I stopped reading once those are done.

Better stop now before I get myself in real trouble.

[pissant]

I want to be the airport groper, not work in the hospital. ;o)

[MaxMax]

There is certain to be a lawsuit against the Robot for excessive fondling,
and the lucky woman will end up owning this poor manipulated robot and abusing it
in the privacy in her own, Oh Dear, must I say where?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

The only problem with your airport theory is that you would be assigned to grope men.

[pissant]

I'll be in drag, so I'll get assigned the women! ;o)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Now I thought we broke you of your cross dressing ways. And here I stuck up for you in a ping you are about to get. FOR SHAME PISSANT!!!

[pissant]

I relapsed, LOL!