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French Woman Ordains Herself a Priest
ABC News & Associated Press ^
| July 2, 2005
| Alice Geraud
Posted on 07/02/2005 5:36:26 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
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Comment #41 Removed by Moderator
To: sandyeggo
"Intuitive" is a word used when they don't feel free to say "psychic" or "does psychic readings" etc.
Finn, Siobhan's son
42
posted on
07/04/2005 3:01:38 AM PDT
by
Siobhan
("Whenever you come to save Rome, make all the noise you want." -- Pius XII)
To: Mrs. Don-o; All
She "ordained herself"? Ooookay...
Well, listen up, folks-- I hereby ordain myself Queen of the World and Empress of the Milky Way! From henceforth, you may address me as your Imperial Majesty.
To: GipperGal
Dr. Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like... [dramatic] Siamese twins!
Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins".
Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil". But it ain't gonna happen.
-- "Treehouse of Horror VII"
To: GipperGal
Well, your Imperial Majesty, I ordain myself Emperor. Now that is done, I'll be in the royal suite tonight at 8pm in expectation of my due.......
What you mean it's not that easy? Darn, my wife says the same thing. /wry grin
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posted on
07/05/2005 10:47:31 AM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there.)
To: Lonely NY Conservative
Perfect analogy! Thank you!
To: ChildOfThe60s
Well, your Imperial Majesty, I ordain myself Emperor. Now that is done, I'll be in the royal suite tonight at 8pm in expectation of my due....... That's exactly what Peter III said to Catherine, and you know what happened to him...
So behave yourself. ;P
To: Mrs. Don-o
There was a woman from France,
Who took an unusual stance.
She said "I'm a priest",
I think men are beasts.
From now on I wear only pants.
48
posted on
07/05/2005 11:52:59 AM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: Tokra
There once was a woman from Paris,
Who called herself "Father the Fairest"
But though it seems quizzical,
She (alas) failed the physical
And now she's a little embarrassed.
49
posted on
07/05/2005 12:07:15 PM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(Credo --- in Unam, Sanctam, Catholicam et Apostolicam Ecclesiam)
To: Mrs. Don-o
There was a young lady from Lyon,
Canon law, she just wasn't buyin'
To the world she proclaimed,
"I've just self-ordained"
Til the Pope said "This just ain't flyin'".
50
posted on
07/05/2005 12:07:54 PM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
In a small ceremony on a boat,
Ms. Beney did something of note.
She told the reporters
I've got Holy Orders,
That ought to get the Pope's goat.
51
posted on
07/05/2005 12:34:52 PM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: Tokra
There once was a lady from Guelph
Who wanted to marry an Elf:
But she's a priest-lady,
And he's only "laity,"
So she just wouldn't lower herself.
(Well, they can't all be jewels!)
52
posted on
07/05/2005 12:37:15 PM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(Laity. Well, later, matey.)
To: Tokra
You still there? Here's another one:
A bishop --- I just want to be it,
But a hierarchy, I'll just have to flee it!
God the Mother? the Father?
Or really I'd rather
Just worship this wonderful She-It.
53
posted on
05/25/2014 10:03:47 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
("Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact.")
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