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To: Mrs. Don-o; All
She "ordained herself"? Ooookay...

Well, listen up, folks-- I hereby ordain myself Queen of the World and Empress of the Milky Way! From henceforth, you may address me as your Imperial Majesty.

43 posted on 07/05/2005 10:22:15 AM PDT by GipperGal
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To: GipperGal
Dr. Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like... [dramatic] Siamese twins!

Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins".

Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil". But it ain't gonna happen.

-- "Treehouse of Horror VII"

44 posted on 07/05/2005 10:41:13 AM PDT by Lonely NY Conservative
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To: GipperGal

Well, your Imperial Majesty, I ordain myself Emperor. Now that is done, I'll be in the royal suite tonight at 8pm in expectation of my due.......

What you mean it's not that easy? Darn, my wife says the same thing. /wry grin


45 posted on 07/05/2005 10:47:31 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there.)
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