Well, listen up, folks-- I hereby ordain myself Queen of the World and Empress of the Milky Way! From henceforth, you may address me as your Imperial Majesty.
Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins".
Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil". But it ain't gonna happen.
-- "Treehouse of Horror VII"
Well, your Imperial Majesty, I ordain myself Emperor. Now that is done, I'll be in the royal suite tonight at 8pm in expectation of my due.......
What you mean it's not that easy? Darn, my wife says the same thing. /wry grin