To: Mrs. Don-o
There was a young lady from Lyon,
Canon law, she just wasn't buyin'
To the world she proclaimed,
"I've just self-ordained"
Til the Pope said "This just ain't flyin'".
50 posted on
07/05/2005 12:07:54 PM PDT by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: Tokra
There once was a lady from Guelph
Who wanted to marry an Elf:
But she's a priest-lady,
And he's only "laity,"
So she just wouldn't lower herself.
(Well, they can't all be jewels!)
52 posted on
07/05/2005 12:37:15 PM PDT by
Mrs. Don-o
(Laity. Well, later, matey.)
To: Tokra
You still there? Here's another one:
A bishop --- I just want to be it,
But a hierarchy, I'll just have to flee it!
God the Mother? the Father?
Or really I'd rather
Just worship this wonderful She-It.
53 posted on
05/25/2014 10:03:47 AM PDT by
Mrs. Don-o
("Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact.")
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