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Randy donkey exiled (Not BJC, but close)
Ananova ^ | 07-01-2005 | Staff

Posted on 07/01/2005 12:18:27 PM PDT by Red Badger

A randy donkey has been banished to a deserted island after harassing female donkeys at a Croatian national park.

Aga the donkey used to badger his favourite females for sex as much as 16 times a day.

Park officials acted after tourists complained that whenever they visited the park all the donkey seemed to be doing was trying to have sex.

They also complained that the other donkeys were no longer so friendly and spent all their time hiding from Aga.

The herd of wild donkeys had until recently been a major attraction for tourists in the popular Telascica National Park in southern Croatia.

Park officials say the rest of the herd seems happier and healthier since Aga was caught and shipped off to the deserted island of Dugi Otok.

A spokesman for the national park said Aga had plenty of food and water on the island, and would be kept there until he "clamed (sic) down".

The spokesman said: "The other donkeys in the park were hiding to avoid Aga and that meant they were not mixing with the tourists. But now Aga has gone they have come out of hiding and are happily mixing with the visitors again."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: billclinton; donkey; exiled
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He was voted OFF THE ISLAND.........
1 posted on 07/01/2005 12:18:29 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Junior

Horny donkey ping.


2 posted on 07/01/2005 12:20:32 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: Red Badger

Aga is a donkey. BJC is an ass.


3 posted on 07/01/2005 12:21:09 PM PDT by My2Cents ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: cjshapi

Got to hate it when that happens......LOL


4 posted on 07/01/2005 12:22:09 PM PDT by marmar (Even though I may look different then you...my blood runs red, white and blue.....)
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To: marmar

He was being such an ass!


5 posted on 07/01/2005 12:23:03 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: Red Badger

They couldn't just castrate the donkey? What, no vets in Croatia?


6 posted on 07/01/2005 12:24:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Tax-chick

Maybe they want to save him for breeding later (but not so much breeding now ) :)


7 posted on 07/01/2005 12:25:16 PM PDT by najida (Seven days 'til electricity....or I murder a county home inspector.)
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To: Tax-chick

PETA would have hissy-fit!......


8 posted on 07/01/2005 12:25:16 PM PDT by Red Badger (The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
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To: Red Badger

Maybe he gets bored easily.


9 posted on 07/01/2005 12:25:42 PM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: najida

Maybe some tourista lost his bottle of Viagra and Aga found it!.....


10 posted on 07/01/2005 12:26:06 PM PDT by Red Badger (The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
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To: Red Badger

Aga got into that USDA shipment of Viagra.


11 posted on 07/01/2005 12:26:40 PM PDT by afnamvet (31st Fighter Wing Tuy Hoa AB RVN 68-69 "Return with Honor")
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To: Petronski

Inconsistent Mod Ping


12 posted on 07/01/2005 12:26:59 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: cjshapi

Good One...LOL.......


13 posted on 07/01/2005 12:27:27 PM PDT by marmar (Even though I may look different then you...my blood runs red, white and blue.....)
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'The herd of wild donkeys had until recently been a major attraction for tourists in the popular Telascica National Park in southern Croatia.

Wow, sounds like Croatia must be some kind of exciting place.

14 posted on 07/01/2005 12:27:34 PM PDT by joebuck
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Maybe these donkeys were from Tijuana....


15 posted on 07/01/2005 12:28:46 PM PDT by Red Badger (The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
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To: Red Badger

LoL. Okay, it's officially Friday now.


16 posted on 07/01/2005 12:30:35 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: Millee

Now those asses can have some peace.......


17 posted on 07/01/2005 12:31:45 PM PDT by Red Badger (The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
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To: Millee
Maybe he gets bored easily.

Or bored stiff.
18 posted on 07/01/2005 12:32:14 PM PDT by texas_mrs
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BJC is an ass.

I resemble that remark.
19 posted on 07/01/2005 12:32:19 PM PDT by BJClinton (I bend the microphone to the furthest point like a Germanic tribesman)
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To: cjshapi

Talk about wanting some @$$...


20 posted on 07/01/2005 12:35:09 PM PDT by Junior (“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
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