Posted on 07/01/2005 7:08:50 AM PDT by reuben barruchstein
Edited on 07/01/2005 7:19:27 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
THE TIME HAS COME TO RISE UP MY ILLEGITIMATE BROTHERS AND SISTERS! TIME TO RISE UP AGAINST THE TIDE OF EDUCATION, INTELLIGENCE, FREEDOM, DECENCY, GOD-FEARING CHRISTIANS, REVERENT PERSONS OF ALL PERSUASIONS AND UNBORN CHILDREN! WE MUST RALLY AROUND MICHAEL MOORE (and really, this will require lots and lots of us to make it ALL the way around him) AND URGE HIM TO PRESS HIS MASSIVE GIRTH AGAINST THE WALLS OF THE PENTAGON!
WE MUST LEARN TO SPELL, TO FEED OURSELVES, CHANGE OUR OWN DIAPERS, SPELL HIPPOCRASY!! WE MUST SCREAM, SHRIEK, WAIL, BEAT OUR CHESTS AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS, SINCE WE HAVE NO DISCERNABLE MESSAGE!
WE MUST VICIOUSLY AND SAVAGELY ATTACK OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN WHO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM, OBSTRUCT THEIR EFFORTS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY AND THEN TURN AROUND AND BLAME THEM EVERY TIME WE'RE ATTACKED OR THEY CANNOT MEET RECRUITING GOALS!!!!
WE MUST END THE SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE AND END THE LIBERATION OF WOMEN! Mod note: This one was so incredibly idiotic I had to leave it in here. Ask some Kuwaiti, Iraqi or Afghan women if we're ending liberation. WE MUST RETURN THEM TO THEIR PLACE IN THE KITCHEN AND BEAT THEM WHEN THEY DISOBEY! THE WORD OF GOD IS CLEAR! WOMEN MUST EITHER BE WIVES OR PROSTITUTES! GET YOUR BISCUTS IN THE OVEN AND YOUR BUNS IN THE BED!!
THE TROLL EMPIRE WILL RISE UP!!
Wow! The Mods are quick this morning.
Now, now, don't confuse the little dear with facts. He's probably the same kind of liberal who screamed for years that sanctions against Iraq were killing 100,000 kids a year - but when war loomed, wanted to give sanctions more time to work.
Quickest ZOT ever. Great work mods.
God bless America
Cole: I see dumb people...
Crowe: In your dreams?
[Cole shakes his head]
Crowe: While you're awake?
[Cole nods]
Crowe: Dumb people like liberals in the House and Senate?
Cole: And lots more...They don't know they're dumb
Crowe: How often do you see them?
Cole: all the time, (pause) they're everywhere...
Semper zot
I suspect it was posted that way.
Read it carefully. Would a real troll resort to such self-deprecation?
Early morning zot! :P
Actually, I think this was pretty clever satire and a zot wasn't deserved, although it was a risky post for a newbie.
It was not. It's simply been slightly modified by the Mod Squad.
The mod re-wrote most of it, apparently.
This Zot is HUGH!
Not to mention being Series!
Happy 4 day weekend folks!
We must beat trolls until they learn how to spell separate. It's A-RAT, as in I'm A DemocRAT.
I'm afraid I can't read it any other way, even with the obvious moderator editing.
I'm pretty sure this was a case of premature zottamization.
You're incorrect. We placed it in humor.
in before zot
lol thank you! now everyone, REMAIN CLAM!!! ('twas quoted in my favorite zot thread) :)
If the article to which you post has "Zot" in the title, how can you possibly be in before the zot?
Attention All Hands: STANDBY FOR INCOMING ZOT!
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