Posted on 06/30/2005 4:23:07 PM PDT by XR7
TAKE A PEEK before you pee in a portable toilet this weekend. Chances of seeing someone peeking back at you are slim, but some people can be persistent.
On Sunday, a 45-year-old Maine convenience-store owner was found knee-deep in excrement in a holding tank below an outhouse near a popular swimming hole in Ossipee, N.H.
"We had to decontaminate him," Captain Jon Hebert, of the Carroll County sheriff's office, told the Associated Press. "We treated him as if he were a hazardous material."
The local fire department hosed down Gary Moody, who was wearing hip-waders, after he was found by a 14-year-old girl. The teenager had heard a noise, looked into the toilet and saw Moody's face staring up at her.
Moody entered the tank by crawling through the toilet seat, fire officials said.
It is not clear how long he was in the tank or how many people may have used the women's facility before Moody was discovered. The area, which has a large natural waterfall, serves up to 2,000 people per day during good weather.
With an estimated one million people expected to crowd the Benjamin Franklin Parkway on Saturday for the Live 8 concert, you will be lucky if you get anywhere near one of the 440 portable toilets that will be on site.
But if you do, you should feel safe.
Area owners of portable-toilet companies said they have almost never heard of people being found in their rentals.
"At industry conventions, I've heard stories about somebody who dropped his keys in the toilet," said Pam DeForest, owner of A Royal Flush, Inc., of Delran, N.J. "He didn't want to tell his wife so he jumped in looking for them."
DeForest said she has heard stories of construction workers being accidentally raised onto high rise buildings while they were using the loos. She said kids have set fire to units, people have tipped them over and last year, one of their toilets was seen floating down the Neshaminy Creek after flooding in the area.
"Pickpockets will empty a wallet and toss it in our johns," warned Bill Reynolds, owner of the 50-year-old company A Johnny on the Spot, Inc. "One guy lost his dentures in the john. He was so happy to get them back."
Reynolds, whose company supplied toilets to the original Woodstock Festival, said eyeglasses are another object they find frequently when cleaning out their units.
But Reynolds and DeForest said no one has ever been caught in one of their toilets.
"I can't believe someone was actually doing that, waiting down there," DeForest said. "He probably stunk."
Moody was charged with criminal trespass and released on $250 bail. He will have a hearing on July 19.
Moody did not respond to numerous calls.
Calls from whom? Howard Dean, maybe?
Yearrrrggghhh!
Now that I think about it. How did the guy lose his ring in the crapper anyway?
Yep. This is one for the record books alright.
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This guy sounds like a real piece of crap! What a *WASTE* of skin...
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Not sure how excited I'd be to get back dentures that ended up in a portapotty...doesn't matter how many times they were sterilized.
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He may have been one of those guys who are into the golden shower fetish and he might not have cared whether it was a male or female using the toilet.
Michael Jackson wears white gloves and goes for little boys, this sicko wears hip waders and spies on women and girls (the article specified it was a women's facility). Either way, these sicko wacko pervs need to be locked away for a long time....
Instead of hosing him off right away, the fire department should have chained him to a tree right on the scene for a couple of days - let him "dry out" and enjoy the abuse of people whose privacy he so wantonly abused. Maybe we really do need to bring back public stocks to shame certain people......
in the absence of literature to while away the time, he took his ring off and it slipped out of his hand and into the longdrop...the temptation to let go and drop him into the longdrop was almost overwhelming...but we had to serve with him for another 18 months definitely long enough for him to hatch "plots diabolical" to get even...
LOL
This sure belongs in the "Truth is Stranger than Fiction" Department.
What a moron.
If he didn't have hepatitis before, he will now and he deserves it.
LOL!
Weren't those the days?
At the time I couldn't wait for them to be over. Now looking back after all these years, they were some of the best.
May have been?
One of those guys?
"Instead of hosing him off right away, the fire department should have chained him to a tree right on the scene for a couple of days - let him "dry out" and enjoy the abuse of people whose privacy he so wantonly abused. Maybe we really do need to bring back public stocks to shame certain people......"
I think you may be on to something....I don't doubt that shaming people in the Public Square probably was more effective then our current court systems for these freaks!
LOL!
Moody entered the tank by crawling through the toilet seat, fire officials said.
Few things in life could be more erotic for him, I suppose, than crawling down through a toilet seat to stand in knee-high crap looking upwards. If life was fair, a 400 lb female with chronic gas problems would would sat down for him.:)
ain't it the truth!
Then he would have really been hosed, eh?
SNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely right...I couldn't wait for it to end and later realized how much it impacted my life. And it was all due to the people....they not only made it bearable, but we had a blast. Some of the finest people I have ever met....lunatics one and all.
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