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Cows fall off back of truck
Herald Sun ^ | 30 June 2005

Posted on 06/29/2005 9:51:51 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher

SIX cows have tumbled out the back of a truck driving along a highway in the Melbourne's southeast.

The truck driver lost his load of cows over a one kilometre stretch of the Princes Highway near Morwell about 1pm yesterday after a security gate at the back of his trailer become unlatched, police said.

No accidents were caused, but one cow had to be destroyed after suffering extensive injuries, police said


TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dumptruck; flyingcows; oops
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Removing the fact of the bovine breavement, I find something particularly funny about cows falling out the back of a truck!

Am I having a quiet day, or what?

1 posted on 06/29/2005 9:51:52 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

Milkshakes, anyone?


2 posted on 06/29/2005 9:53:10 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (The Democrats have the right mascot; everyone knows what comes out of an ass)
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To: Aussie Dasher

holy cow.


3 posted on 06/29/2005 9:53:33 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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No accidents were caused...

I'm really surprised the driver didn't have to change his pants after seeing his cows falling off the back of his truck.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4 posted on 06/29/2005 9:53:45 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Is that a Moo-ving Violation?


5 posted on 06/29/2005 9:53:51 PM PDT by JennysCool (Be good, and you will be lonesome. - Mark Twain)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Last week an Aussie got run over by his Ute.


6 posted on 06/29/2005 9:54:49 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: Aussie Dasher; Paul Atreides

Kinda gives a new meaning to the F.O.T. acronym, eh?

Regards

alfa6 ;>}


7 posted on 06/29/2005 9:55:32 PM PDT by alfa6 (Rest, ve don't need no stinkin Rest)
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To: Aussie Dasher

(Oh, I'm sorry... You said cows.)

8 posted on 06/29/2005 9:55:39 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Aussie Dasher

There was a lot of beef on the road officer, I'd steak my life on it.


9 posted on 06/29/2005 9:56:01 PM PDT by deadrock
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To: Aussie Dasher
no doubt there's a history of cow tipping in those parts

i find the topic udderly fascinating

10 posted on 06/29/2005 9:56:17 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (Linus Van Pelt : "Life is full of choices, but you never get any.")
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To: alfa6

The only thing that could make the story funnier is if a PETA person was following in a car, as the cows fell.


11 posted on 06/29/2005 9:57:23 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (The Democrats have the right mascot; everyone knows what comes out of an ass)
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To: LibWhacker

Is that one of those leftist die-ins?


12 posted on 06/29/2005 9:57:54 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (The Democrats have the right mascot; everyone knows what comes out of an ass)
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To: InvisibleChurch

That sign is SOOOO funny! LOLROTFLMAO!


13 posted on 06/29/2005 9:58:05 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

14 posted on 06/29/2005 10:01:11 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Paul Atreides

Oh, yeah, look!... Now that you mention it, I do recognize a couple of top leftists in that photo!


15 posted on 06/29/2005 10:06:27 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Aussie Dasher

It's a great sign. I try to milk it for all its worth.


16 posted on 06/29/2005 10:06:40 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (Linus Van Pelt : "Life is full of choices, but you never get any.")
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To: scott7278

LOL!


We need more bell! ;o)


17 posted on 06/29/2005 10:06:44 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (IRAQ---------Just one battle in the War On Terror.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Thank you for posting this article.
I've been looking for today's
"cows tumble out of back of truck"
thread ALL day.

;o)


18 posted on 06/29/2005 10:08:12 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (IRAQ---------Just one battle in the War On Terror.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I guess when you lose your ride, you just have to hoof it.


19 posted on 06/29/2005 10:10:38 PM PDT by melt (A slimy Michael Moore "film" sticks to you like grime.)
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To: dixiechick2000

I almost posted it this morning but thought better of it.

I'm clearly degenerating as the day progresses...


20 posted on 06/29/2005 10:14:24 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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