Cows fall off back of truck

Herald Sun ^ | 30 June 2005

[Aussie Dasher]

SIX cows have tumbled out the back of a truck driving along a highway in the Melbourne's southeast.

The truck driver lost his load of cows over a one kilometre stretch of the Princes Highway near Morwell about 1pm yesterday after a security gate at the back of his trailer become unlatched, police said.

No accidents were caused, but one cow had to be destroyed after suffering extensive injuries, police said

[Red Sea Swimmer]

It's so icy, the Tigers have called off training for the afternoon. What wimps ! The Queenstown Football Team South West Tasmania plays in minus three degrees on rock hard ground all the time.

Quite mad those Tasmanians...

[Red Sea Swimmer]

Can you tell him to report back to base. KASIO Headquarters hasn't heard from him in weeks, since he was last seen hopping into an Airport Frequent Hoppers Lounge Bar.

[Aussie Dasher]

What the hell is a kangaroo doing in Indiana?

It's not on the tail of a Qantas aircraft?

[angelr1076]

Um.....exactly why is this funny? I don't mean to sound like a prude but Jesus, it's just terrible that these animals suffered like that. Don't get me wrong, I love a good burger but you guys sound as heartless as some DUer's when they heard Laura Ingraham had cancer. Not to compare the two but we are better than that. Sorry, I just really have a lot of compassion for animals.

[Red Sea Swimmer]

I said I felt sorry for the cows. It would be a terrible way to die. Especially in the LaTrobe Valley, once the home of Jaidyn Leskie...

[Aussie Dasher]

Can't argue about the Tasmanians!

As for the Mighty, All-Conquering Tigers, we've got a big game on Saturday. Gotta beat Sydney. No need to expend energy unnecessarily!

[Aussie Dasher]

Yeah, sorry. Falling CATS would have been funnier...

[angelr1076]

Hey, I just don't find it funny that some animals fell off of a truck. However, I would find it funny if there were six terrorists that were run over by a truck.

[Calpernia]

Can't do it. Lost contact with him after he took out his partner.

[paulat]

You're a jerk.

[Red Sea Swimmer]

Secret Agent Skippy gone bad !

[Red Sea Swimmer]

Some people are very sensitive...

[Calpernia]

>>>What the hell is a kangaroo doing in Indiana?

Oh sure...act like you don't know! :)) SAS can be VERY sneaky! Start talking or the sheep will fall off a truck next!

[Calpernia]

?????

[Calpernia]

This Aussie is ready for back up!

[Aussie Dasher]

This is getting too silly for words.

I think I might go home now. Have a pleasant evening!

[Calpernia]

Have a pint for me!

You have a great night :)

[paulat]

Not directed to you. Please read the address line.

[Red Sea Swimmer]

Aussie Dasher is out of the Intelligence Loop...

[Red Sea Swimmer]

That's one healthy lizard.