GITMO COOKBOOK

The Gitmo Cookbook ^ | not sure | n/a

[Checkers]

Bon Appetite.

[LonePalm]

Believe it or not these sound like standard military food service recipies.

BTW - The Navy is in charge of maintaining the recipies.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[hunter112]

As far as I'm concerned, they can all eat s***. Same goes for the Congress-slime who champion their cause.

[DUMBGRUNT]

S.O.S, beef and grease, pork and little mf's and the very special ham and eggs in a can.
Must be rules against that stuff now?

[Shamrock-DW]

The Gitmo Cookbook - helping you support the troops, mock the mainstream media, and eat like a Gitmo detainee!"

So....is the "support the troops" mainly morally or are they giving the proceeds to programs that actually support the troops?
 

[RedBeaconNY]

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.'

Ca, c'est vrai, et assez amusant.

[Cowman]

Maybe we should reopen Andersonville.

[Checkers]

Guten Tag

[SERKIT]

Ah GITMO, the nation's first faith-based (Islamic)detention facility. While Americans can't celebrate the faith that founded this country, we're seeing Americans helping terrorists celebrate the very religion whose zealots are bent on destroying every American and America itself. We are living the Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times."

[sonofatpatcher2]

Heil Durbin Crow

1 - Senator Dick Durbin (Any other Democratic politician may be substituted)
1 - large crow
5 lbs - dried Kennedy dung (Normal Democratic dung may be substituted but flavor suffers some)

Pry open Durbin's mouth. Pack in 2 1/2 lbs dried dung. Insert crow then finish packing remaining 2 1/2 lbs dried dung. Let set for two weeks to assure proper flavoring.

Serves 3 to 6 Democrats or one Kennedy.

[Radix]

Je ne sais pas que vous avez juste dit.

 

Il semble bizarre bien que.

 

Ha, cela trente ans depuis ma derniere classe francaise.

[RedBeaconNY]

Alors, ca me plait que vous n'avez pas eu besoin de parler francais il y a trente ans. C'est une langue absolument stupide. Je regrette que j'ai choisi d'apprendre le francais, car tous les gens de France sont... qu'est-ce que c'est le mot... (las ranas en espanol)... FROGS, et je n'aurai jamais besoin de parler la langue. La chose la plus terrible, c'est que je pense (dans ma tete) en francais.

[RedBeaconNY]

LOL. There's no way I'm gonna attempt German, but Hello to you to.

[WoodstockCat]

my Club Gitmo shirt in on the way, I can't wait to wear it to the pool over the weekend and see what reaction I get.

[Radix]

Thanfully, I'll likely never have a need to speak that language myself.

I have been to Canada a few times and I was surprised to realize that French is so very common up there.

I also was surprised to learn that there is a distinction b/n francais and quebecois. I was told that quite plainly by more than one individual, but, to tell the truth, my french was never so good that I could actually tell the difference.

[bray]

Hey Teddy, you may want to add a fifth of Irish Whiskey to any of these recipes!! How's that Presidential run goin?? Kind of went in the drink didn't it??

Pray for W and Our Troops

[Radix]

"LOL. There's no way I'm gonna attempt German, but Hello to you to."

Simplement. Guten Tag, Morgan. Guten Abend. Eine bier bitte! Eine bretzel bitte. Wo ist der gasthaus? Sprechen sie englische fraulein?

You just have to learn the basics.

Just kidding, all in fun.

[toothfairy86]

Sure sounds better than falafel and baba ghanoosh.

[Checkers]

"my Club Gitmo shirt in on the way, I can't wait to wear it to the pool over the weekend and see what reaction I get."


-More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than at Gitmo.-

Someone should put that on a shirt.

[AWestCoaster]

It was brought out during this issue, serving MRE's to the morons at Gitmo is considered 'Abusive.' Only in PC America could something like this be thought up.

It should be the other way around.

For the troops in the field: Baked Tandouri Chicken Breast, Mustard-Dill Baked Fish, Lyonnaise Rice, and Fish Amandine.

The detainees: MRE's (Muslim Retching Entree's).

Speaking of food, did you hear about the KFC special to honor Hillary?

2 Large Thighs

2 Small Breasts

1 Left Wing