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Ted Kennedy Jokes

Posted on 06/26/2005 6:06:55 PM PDT by WillMalven

Well, I call him Orca...the killer whale.

"Hey Teddy, What if I'm pregnant?" "Don't worry Mary-Joe, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it."

Bumper sticker seen on car. "More people were killed in Ted Kennedy's car than at Three Mile Island."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chronictroll; inanity; jokes; pointless; tedkennedy
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1 posted on 06/26/2005 6:06:55 PM PDT by WillMalven
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To: WillMalven

Has anyone yet welcomed you to FR?


2 posted on 06/26/2005 6:08:30 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: SteveMcKing

Ping.


3 posted on 06/26/2005 6:10:19 PM PDT by Calusa (Say Nick, was ya ever stung by a dead bee?)
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To: WillMalven

Interesting. I've been calling him the Cape Cod Orca for years.


4 posted on 06/26/2005 6:10:47 PM PDT by holdonnow
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To: WillMalven

http://www.jokesdigest.com/cgi-bin/jokepage1.cgi?jid=2638


5 posted on 06/26/2005 6:11:43 PM PDT by luv2ndamend
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Ted Kennedy would have passed away a long time ago if only the govt could find a safe place to bury his liver.


6 posted on 06/26/2005 6:12:59 PM PDT by Bullish (Proudly and consistently hating the Clinton's since 1992)
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To: Calusa

"Hard line conservatives are at least as bad as Dumocrats. They would rather see Kerry in the White House than vote for Bush, just because he doesn't strictly adhere to the perfect conservative line. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face." <-- WillMalven


7 posted on 06/26/2005 6:13:58 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: WillMalven

Kennedy bumper sticker during 1976 Primaries:

Kennedy: A chicken in every pot and a blonde in every pond.


8 posted on 06/26/2005 6:14:29 PM PDT by Wombat101 (Sanitized for YOUR protection....)
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To: WillMalven

Remember that press briefing from the first Gulf War when General Powell was showing the film from a bomber. It showed a bridge and the bomb falling toward it. While the bomb was falling but before impact a pickup truck crossed the bridge. That truck's driver was then known as "The Luckiest Man In Iraq." When they make the movie about this incident that man will be portrayed by Ted Kennedy because he knows what it's like to cross a bridge while bombed.


9 posted on 06/26/2005 6:15:30 PM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: WillMalven

Oh sit right back and you'll hear a tale.

A tale of a deadly trip.


10 posted on 06/26/2005 6:17:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: WillMalven

Can we send this thread to Unca Teddy? Just to remind him that we have not forgotten that he is a murderer and got away with it!


11 posted on 06/26/2005 6:18:28 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (My family wishes I would cook a meal like they have at Gitmo!)
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To: Bullish
Ted Kennedy would have passed away a long time ago if only the govt could find a safe place to bury his liver

Actually the plan is to have him cremated, but they are concerned about how long it will take for the fire to go out.

12 posted on 06/26/2005 6:18:35 PM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: WillMalven

What I wish Rummy had said to Kennedy at last week's Congressional hearing: "Senator, you may think I'm dead in the water, but you're all wet. All this resignation business is water on the bridge and I assure you I'm still bobbing along."


13 posted on 06/26/2005 6:18:58 PM PDT by RedRover (Yeah, buddy.)
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To: Bullish
Ted Kennedy would have passed away a long time ago if only the govt could find a safe place to bury his liver

Now THAT would be a toxic waste dump....

14 posted on 06/26/2005 6:19:14 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Solution for Terrorism: Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!)
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15 posted on 06/26/2005 6:20:26 PM PDT by luv2ndamend
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To: WillMalven

an on star conversation:

hellwoo, dis is ... ted kennedy...um i don't know where i am...i don't know who i am.

last night ... i had that woman ... what's her name?

hey! could you unlock the doors of my oldsmobile?


16 posted on 06/26/2005 6:22:10 PM PDT by ken21 (it takes a village to steal your child + to steal your property! /s)
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17 posted on 06/26/2005 6:23:22 PM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: RedRover
What I wish Rummy had said to Kennedy at last week's Congressional hearing: "Senator, you may think I'm dead in the water, but you're all wet. All this resignation business is water on the bridge and I assure you I'm still bobbing along."

I wished that Rummy had told that bloated a$$, after asking when Rummy was going to resign, "Thirty minutes after you do, Senator... Hell, I'll even commit Hari Cari, if you show me how..."

18 posted on 06/26/2005 6:23:33 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Solution for Terrorism: Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!)
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To: dirtbiker

Neck brace photo is mandatory.


19 posted on 06/26/2005 6:31:36 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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20 posted on 06/26/2005 6:32:46 PM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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