Posted on 06/26/2005 6:06:55 PM PDT by WillMalven
Well, I call him Orca...the killer whale.
"Hey Teddy, What if I'm pregnant?" "Don't worry Mary-Joe, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
Bumper sticker seen on car. "More people were killed in Ted Kennedy's car than at Three Mile Island."
Has anyone yet welcomed you to FR?
Ping.
Interesting. I've been calling him the Cape Cod Orca for years.
Ted Kennedy would have passed away a long time ago if only the govt could find a safe place to bury his liver.
"Hard line conservatives are at least as bad as Dumocrats. They would rather see Kerry in the White House than vote for Bush, just because he doesn't strictly adhere to the perfect conservative line. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face." <-- WillMalven
Kennedy bumper sticker during 1976 Primaries:
Kennedy: A chicken in every pot and a blonde in every pond.
Remember that press briefing from the first Gulf War when General Powell was showing the film from a bomber. It showed a bridge and the bomb falling toward it. While the bomb was falling but before impact a pickup truck crossed the bridge. That truck's driver was then known as "The Luckiest Man In Iraq." When they make the movie about this incident that man will be portrayed by Ted Kennedy because he knows what it's like to cross a bridge while bombed.
Oh sit right back and you'll hear a tale.
A tale of a deadly trip.
Can we send this thread to Unca Teddy? Just to remind him that we have not forgotten that he is a murderer and got away with it!
Actually the plan is to have him cremated, but they are concerned about how long it will take for the fire to go out.
What I wish Rummy had said to Kennedy at last week's Congressional hearing: "Senator, you may think I'm dead in the water, but you're all wet. All this resignation business is water on the bridge and I assure you I'm still bobbing along."
Now THAT would be a toxic waste dump....
an on star conversation:
hellwoo, dis is ... ted kennedy...um i don't know where i am...i don't know who i am.
last night ... i had that woman ... what's her name?
hey! could you unlock the doors of my oldsmobile?
I wished that Rummy had told that bloated a$$, after asking when Rummy was going to resign, "Thirty minutes after you do, Senator... Hell, I'll even commit Hari Cari, if you show me how..."
Neck brace photo is mandatory.
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