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MY SIS JEN'S A RUNAWAY THIEF
New York Post ^ | 6/26/05 | MARIANNE GARVEY

Posted on 06/26/2005 9:00:58 AM PDT by Conservatrix

Run away bride Jennifer Wilbanks' twin brother said he had a "gut feeling" his sister was never in danger when she disappeared four days before she was scheduled to be married.

In an exclusive interview, Matthew Wilbanks, 32, spoke for the first time about his sister. He said: * Her years-long habit of stealing was "inexcusable." * His sister knew exactly what to do to make her faked abduction appear frighteningly real. * She was always the wild twin. * And she comes from a loving family. -snip- Jennifer had an addiction to plastic surgery — proudly displaying her breast implants. Jennifer also showed up one day with a broken jaw that had been realigned and wired shut and another time with rows of stitches just below both eyebrows, the woman said. It was only afterward, she said, that Jennifer sported her now-notorious bug eyes.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bugeyes; googlyeyebimbo; googoogoogly; greatgooglymoogly; popeyethewandergirl; runawaybride; wilbanks
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To: Conservatrix
"From Opera to Amish: Tales of a Manhattan Life in Pennsylvania Dutch Country."

LOL! I LIKE IT!

21 posted on 06/26/2005 9:37:03 AM PDT by GVnana
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To: Conservatrix
Sorry to bump in, but I was amused.

Oprah would never help you, but you could sell your story so much better, if you claim to be Michael Jackson's long lost first love, and only saw him again on tv, the day he was acquitted!

Have the cover to your book taken at the front gates to Neverland...

22 posted on 06/26/2005 9:40:56 AM PDT by pageonetoo (You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
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To: GVgirl
Tanya could at least beat the snot out of Wilbanks.

I don't know. Wilbanks has got height and reach and she's in pretty good shape from running. We'll need to stage a match to find out for sure.

23 posted on 06/26/2005 9:44:07 AM PDT by Moonman62 (Federal creed: If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it)
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To: cajungirl; All
It's curious that the Post is back digging up the dirt; I thought we'd all moved on to new disappearences.

I suppose last weeks interview angered some people, including the twin brother.

This might set her therapy back! :-o

24 posted on 06/26/2005 9:44:08 AM PDT by dangerfield
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To: Conservatrix; GVgirl

So, I'm having trouble thinking of others who are in the same general category as those two. Can either of you think of at least two others?


25 posted on 06/26/2005 9:44:31 AM PDT by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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To: Moonman62

extra padding, too.


26 posted on 06/26/2005 9:45:53 AM PDT by dangerfield
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To: maggiefluffs
You just know that John's parents can't be real happy about what a doofus their son is...

There's nothing real and genuine about this girl..not even her eyes?!!

sw

27 posted on 06/26/2005 9:49:06 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: Conservatrix
Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?

Only if your former "Trix" were Republicans or Priests.

28 posted on 06/26/2005 9:49:49 AM PDT by Bommer
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To: Conservatrix
"Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?"

If the clients were from the Republican party, my guess is that you'd make a killing.

If they were from the left, then the excuse will be that everybody does it anyway...move along.

29 posted on 06/26/2005 9:50:18 AM PDT by Sam's Army (My neighbor gives drinking a bad name)
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To: Conservatrix

"Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?"

I don't know about Oprah, but it sounds like a great story. You should definately write it. Memoirs are really hot these days.


30 posted on 06/26/2005 9:50:53 AM PDT by jocon307 (Can we close the border NOW?)
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To: spectre

One wonders whether she was named for Jessica Hahn. That seems to be the spirit of the woman.


31 posted on 06/26/2005 9:51:44 AM PDT by Spirited
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To: Bommer; Sam's Army

Acutally, it was my mother who was the "Trix-ster"-- I was just all over the place....


32 posted on 06/26/2005 9:52:11 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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To: Conservatrix

No need at all for a psuedonymn, there must be hundreds, if not thousands, of gals who have similar tales. Just 'cause I ain't met 'em yet don't mean they aren't out there.


33 posted on 06/26/2005 9:53:34 AM PDT by diogenes ghost
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To: Moonman62
We'll need to stage a match to find out for sure.

LOL! My money's on the guttersnipe from Portland.

34 posted on 06/26/2005 9:53:38 AM PDT by GVnana
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To: maggiefluffs; cajungirl; spectre; SoVaDPJ; Xenalyte

okay, where is that freepers, who claims to be their exceptionally close and personal friend from church, who damned us all to hell for mirthfully following this story? this woman has not even a shred of legitimate dignity left to her, now that her own brother is openly saying he wasn't surprised by it!


35 posted on 06/26/2005 9:55:07 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: diogenes ghost

Well hundred of thousands of them don't WRITE a novel about it...

Each of our stories is unique, I suppose that's why everyone likes reading gossip/memoirs, etc...


36 posted on 06/26/2005 9:56:31 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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To: savedbygrace

We could throw-in "finger woman" Ayala, for a nice ethnic balance?


37 posted on 06/26/2005 9:58:15 AM PDT by GVnana
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To: xsmommy
Oh darn, the name escapes me!!! But boy, did we ever take a beating from that FReeper.

XSM, we nailed it. The twin brother never made one statement about his sister during the entire event. Who knows ya better than a TWIN?!! Good twin, bad twin :)

w

38 posted on 06/26/2005 10:01:28 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: Conservatrix

Pennsylvania Dutch Sluts: Learn what we really do with Shoo Fly Pie...


39 posted on 06/26/2005 10:04:14 AM PDT by RobFromGa (Send Bolton to the UN!)
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To: spectre

according to that friend, we were supposed to just pray and feel sorry for her bc she is unbalanced. well, she is a chronic lawbreaker seems to me!!!! there was a whole chorus behind him singing about the hellfire and damnation we should expect for dissing this poor christian woman!


40 posted on 06/26/2005 10:08:34 AM PDT by xsmommy
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