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Dean Tells Dems to Tout Morals
Chron Watch ^ | 6/21/05 | Jeremy Robb

Posted on 06/21/2005 4:16:31 PM PDT by pookie18

WASHINGTON, DC --- Howard Dean alerted Democratic Party leaders that it is time to start talking about the moral values behind their liberal beliefs.

"The truth is we're Democrats because of our moral values," said Dean. "We need to focus on the morality behind having sex outside of marriage in the White House, killing unborn children without government interference, creating life in order to destroy it for medical purposes, euthanizing the old and the infirm so they are not a burden to us, teaching oral sex and the values of homosexuality to our elementary school children, creating a welfare state that imprisons people to be reliant on the government forever, keeping religion out of anything that could be in a public forum, praising the desecration of Christian symbols for free speech, and allowing millions of people to continue to be tortured, raped and murdered by a dictator. Moral values. That's what this country needs to hear from the Democrats."

Dean admitted that he was initially having a difficult time getting Democrats to understand what he meant. He is setting up a Morals 101 class in July that will explain to Democrats what moral values are and why Democrats should care about them when it comes to getting votes.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chairmandean; dnc; dncstrategy; doritos; droolbib; frootloops; nutcase; valuesvote; whacko
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1 posted on 06/21/2005 4:16:32 PM PDT by pookie18
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"The truth is we're Democrats because of our moral values," said Dean.

Or lack thereof...this could become interesting. I wonder how long a leash the dems are going to give Dean. Will they wait until he hangs the whole party?

2 posted on 06/21/2005 4:20:32 PM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: pookie18

This was hillarious. Mostly because a reasonable person could now believe that this was actually Howard Dean speaking.


3 posted on 06/21/2005 4:21:25 PM PDT by Nice50BMG (3 books to read this year: The Bible (God), Bringing Up Boys (Dobson), Winning the Future (Newt))
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Oh bah...I responded before I'd read the whole thing...gotta be a farce...even Dean isn't that insane.


4 posted on 06/21/2005 4:21:43 PM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: pookie18
Howard Dean alerted Democratic Party leaders that it is time to start talking about the moral values behind their liberal beliefs.

The droning sound of crickets then drove many in the audience to immediately fall asleep.

5 posted on 06/21/2005 4:22:13 PM PDT by Textide
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To: pookie18

I guess that random buggary, bribery, coercion, duplicity, etc can be moral values...if one is a slimeball.


6 posted on 06/21/2005 4:22:52 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: pookie18

Tout them! First they have to have them!


7 posted on 06/21/2005 4:28:03 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: pookie18

Dean's approval, and he is the face of the DNC, is now at 32% and dropping. Dean is proving the be the best hate machine since Byrd's KKK.

You go Dean, doing good.


8 posted on 06/21/2005 4:28:58 PM PDT by Tarpon
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Pray tell, what morals would that be, Howie?


9 posted on 06/21/2005 4:30:49 PM PDT by GOP_Proud (...stumbling across Bill Bennett on the radio is like bumping into Socrates at Starbucks.-K.Parker)
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He and they are secular humanists (Democrats), not because of moral values, but because of their faith in moral relativism. Howie and his crowd want to define morals...it's easier to jump a lower bar. And multiculturalism is also a liberal moral value.

Howard Dean and Demos want to live by their own interpretation of right and wrong...the lowest common denominator.

God and Moshiach...they have a higher standard...an absolute standard.

10 posted on 06/21/2005 4:32:21 PM PDT by Dark Skies (Islam is the wolf at the door. Shall we pet it...or kill it?)
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Good one pookie. I know a message board I want to post this on. Did you get your name from Liza Minella in the Sterile Cuckoo?


11 posted on 06/21/2005 4:34:44 PM PDT by Neoliberalnot (Conservatism: doing what is right instead of what is easy)
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To: pookie18

I keep looking for the Onion Copyright or some type of satire warning.


12 posted on 06/21/2005 4:38:17 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (The MSM has been a WMD, Weapon of Mass Disinformation for the Rats for at least 5 decades.)
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To: pookie18

What does that mean, support moral values? Does that mean to bring back Clinton and Monica to the Oval Office? Is that what he is talking about? Perverts R US, the new democRAT party.


13 posted on 06/21/2005 4:38:41 PM PDT by putupjob
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You can't tout what you don't have.


14 posted on 06/21/2005 4:39:00 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Proud infidel since 1970.)
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To: Textide
"Dean Tells Dems to Tout Morals"

This should read "Dean Tells Dems to Pretend to Tout Morals"

As for the "sound of crickets." Those aren't really crickets that you're hearing. That is the sound of flys being unzipped as the Dems sodomize each other.

15 posted on 06/21/2005 4:39:06 PM PDT by davisfh
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To: Grampa Dave

this is a joke, right?


16 posted on 06/21/2005 4:41:14 PM PDT by nola61
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To: SandRat

tout)
v. tout·ed, tout·ing, touts
v.intr.
1. To solicit customers, votes, or patronage, especially in a brazen way.

2. Chiefly British One who obtains information on racehorses and their prospects and sells it to bettors.
3. One who solicits customers brazenly or persistently: "The administration of the nation's literary affairs falls naturally into the hands of touts and thieves" Lewis H. Lapham.
4. Chiefly Scots and Irish Slang One who informs against others; an informer.




Dean the shill.


17 posted on 06/21/2005 4:41:58 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: nola61

Chron watch oftens spoofs the Rats and the SF Chronicle.


18 posted on 06/21/2005 4:42:14 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (The MSM has been a WMD, Weapon of Mass Disinformation for the Rats for at least 5 decades.)
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To: Neoliberalnot
Did you get your name from Liza Minelli in the Sterile Cuckoo?

No, though I saw saw her play Pookie Adams in that movie. It's a long story, but it started with this icon...if you still don't know, let me know...


19 posted on 06/21/2005 4:43:29 PM PDT by pookie18 (Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: Grampa Dave
I keep looking for the Onion Copyright or some type of satire warning.

True...the 3rd sentence didn't give it away ;-)

20 posted on 06/21/2005 4:47:29 PM PDT by pookie18 (Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean & Benedick Durbin!!)
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