Posted on 06/17/2005 9:59:49 AM PDT by RayBob
I felt strangely compelled to post an Opus today...hadn't been one for a while, so I guess its time...
Didn't want to leave either... maybe this can be the Friday silliness thread???
Never feel compelled to be conpelled into anything. (see my tagline)
Step away from the computer.....we're here for you, RB.....don't make this permanent decision to a temporary problem......
Couldn't you have at least made it interesting? ;-)
I feel strangely compelled to strut my funky stuff.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what: metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??
I find this strangely conpelling.
In before ZOT???
I'm not leaving...my brain is fried from work and I was just trying to start a Friday Silliness Thread.
One of these days I plan to learn how to spell... or learn how to use spell-check... or just stop posting silly sh*t.
;o)
I know, I know....you should have known I'm never there for you when you need me! ; 0
VK's are here for you! DON'T JUMP!!! :)
A long way to go to find out the store is closed.
I wish my work computer had a sound card so I could watch the Viking Kitties w/the Immigrant Song.
We come from the land of the ice and snow...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
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