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Thai Man Dies After Sealing Mouth, Nose With Super Glue
The Associated Press. ^ | June 16, 2005

Posted on 06/16/2005 8:37:00 PM PDT by kingattax

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1 posted on 06/16/2005 8:37:01 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

Darwin.... Paging Dr. Darwin..... White Courtesy Phone!


2 posted on 06/16/2005 8:38:08 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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To: kingattax

Well..yeah...that'll do it.


3 posted on 06/16/2005 8:38:23 PM PDT by Khurkris (I am too damp for a tag-line. Wait till I dry out.)
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To: kingattax

I know if you hold your breath long enough, your face keeps turning a deeper shade of purple. If you eventually suffocate, does your face turn black? If so, does that mean this this was a "Black Thai Affair"? :-)


4 posted on 06/16/2005 8:39:05 PM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: kingattax

There's a superglue commercial in there, somewhere.


5 posted on 06/16/2005 8:39:23 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Se habla, MoFo!")
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To: Dashing Dasher

No more phone calls folks ... we have a winner!


6 posted on 06/16/2005 8:39:40 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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To: kingattax
The man's family told police he had argued with his sister Wednesday over some money she'd borrowed and not repaid.

Well, he certainly showed her!

Yeah.

7 posted on 06/16/2005 8:39:57 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (FACT: You can get more reliable information in a beauty shop, than from the media)
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Plugging up the holes?


8 posted on 06/16/2005 8:40:07 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I am breathless from laughing at this story......poor guy.


9 posted on 06/16/2005 8:40:15 PM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative
that mean this this was a "Black Thai Affair"

{GROAN}  =)

10 posted on 06/16/2005 8:40:46 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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To: kingattax

Well, you gotta give him credit for creativity.


11 posted on 06/16/2005 8:41:08 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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Well, you gotta give him credit for creativity.

He would have gotten style points if he had glued some glitter to his face.....

Sorry - that was bad...

12 posted on 06/16/2005 8:42:08 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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He was going to hold his breath until she gave in ...

Didn't he know a woman NEVER gives in!  {ducks and runs for cover}

13 posted on 06/16/2005 8:42:17 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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I heard the kid was kind of stuck up.


14 posted on 06/16/2005 8:42:44 PM PDT by speedy
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To: kingattax

Sounds like he came unglued, and tried to glue himself back together...


15 posted on 06/16/2005 8:43:57 PM PDT by Born Conservative ("If not us, who? And if not now, when? - Ronald Reagan)
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To: kingattax

I guess hanging yourself from a steel I-beam affixed with super glue to your hard hat is passe these days.


16 posted on 06/16/2005 8:44:11 PM PDT by Horatio Gates
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To: speedy; null and void; Darksheare
LOL!

Weird character ping.

17 posted on 06/16/2005 8:44:23 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: kingattax

His last words were "Mmmfffm mmmm MMM mmm mmm!"


18 posted on 06/16/2005 8:44:28 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Suffer fools gladly? I don't suffer them at all.)
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The thing is, with his nostrils glued together, wouldn't that give him a Michael Jackson nose?


19 posted on 06/16/2005 8:44:57 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (FACT: You can get more reliable information in a beauty shop, than from the media)
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To: kingattax
He actually never got a chance to commit suicide. In the middle of sealing his orifices he sneezed and blew his brains out.
20 posted on 06/16/2005 8:45:46 PM PDT by Brofholdonow
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