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Earth-Like Planet Found Near Our Sun
scrappleface.com/ ^ | 2005-06-14 | Scott Ott

Posted on 06/14/2005 3:47:57 PM PDT by NYTexan

Researchers announced today that they have discovered evidence of an earth-like planet approximately 93 million miles away from the sun in our own solar system.

While astrophysicists have not seen the rocky orb through a telescope, it has many of the characteristics of our own home planet and yet is "clearly an alien world."

The team picked up electronic transmissions from an apparent civilization on the earth-like planet in a language similar to English. They have tentatively named the planet MSCNNYT-13.

"News transmissions received from MSCNNYT-13 during the past week paint a picture of a bizarre civilization," said one unnamed scientist. "It's tempting to draw parallels between our own rational world and the people on this new planet, but if we had become as obsessed as they are with trivia, gossip and perversion I don't think we would have lasted this long."

A spokesman for NASA said no missions are planned to explore MSCNNYT-13 because "we couldn't learn enough from them to justify the expense."


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An inference to yesterdays MJ news?

I report, you decide! *L*

Satire Break!

1 posted on 06/14/2005 3:47:57 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; Guyin4Os; cherry; Dead Corpse; texasflower; SeeRushToldU_So; oldbrowser; ...

Pinging the usual suspects!



(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)


2 posted on 06/14/2005 3:49:30 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan
Found: Earth’s distant cousin by 15 light years
3 posted on 06/14/2005 3:52:13 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: NYTexan
Picture of one of the bizarre lifeforms on this planet:


4 posted on 06/14/2005 3:52:22 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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Very scarry! LOL


5 posted on 06/14/2005 3:57:40 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan

"Nuke 'em from orbit...it is the ONLY way to be sure..."


6 posted on 06/14/2005 3:59:56 PM PDT by Dead Dog
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To: Brett66
I've seen worse...like the spawn of satan here.


7 posted on 06/14/2005 4:00:11 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: NYTexan
I heard that over 70% of the surface of the planet is covered in a dangerous liquid which is harmful and sometimes fatal if inhaled in large quantities.
8 posted on 06/14/2005 4:05:53 PM PDT by PMCarey
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To: NYTexan

I heard elsewhere that half of the creatures on this planet have below average intelligence.


9 posted on 06/14/2005 4:07:29 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone

And they have totoo'd DNC on their foreheads!


10 posted on 06/14/2005 4:09:25 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: South40

paging Miss Hubble - Miss Hubble please


11 posted on 06/14/2005 4:14:12 PM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: NYTexan

I heard about it over 20 years ago. It's called Gor.


12 posted on 06/14/2005 4:22:20 PM PDT by Ceebass
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To: South40

Ooohhhh... she's into CRAFTS.


13 posted on 06/14/2005 4:25:18 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry (Esse Quam Videre)
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To: Ceebass

Yep, I always wanted to be a Tarnsman there with my own home stone....a great series.


14 posted on 06/14/2005 4:27:57 PM PDT by TheLion
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THE EVIL EMPEROR ZURG:


15 posted on 06/14/2005 4:34:16 PM PDT by quark
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"I heard that over 70% of the surface of the planet is covered in a dangerous liquid which is harmful and sometimes fatal if inhaled in large quantities."

I know. Oddly enough, there is a real problem with the same chemical in the U.S. as a result of agricultural companies and government promoting its use--though it's certainly not anywhere near as widespread as 70% of the U.S. If that were that case, millions would be dead.

More on the topic: http://www.dhmo.org/


16 posted on 06/14/2005 4:36:48 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: NYTexan

Both scary and scarry.


17 posted on 06/14/2005 4:37:10 PM PDT by billybudd
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uuuuugggggggh and OUCH

:-D
the picture truely doesn't help this one.


18 posted on 06/14/2005 5:07:38 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: Ceebass

ooooh.
great series of books.


19 posted on 06/14/2005 5:08:39 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: NYTexan
It's tempting to draw parallels between our own rational world and the people on this new planet, but if we had become as obsessed as they are with trivia, gossip

Sounds like FR.

20 posted on 06/14/2005 5:10:19 PM PDT by Windsong (FighterPilot)
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