[TheBigB]

Torture?

I'd be most happy to let Christina keep me awake. ;o)

[areafiftyone]

NOW THEY STEPPED OVER THE LINE! THEY DIDN'T USE BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

[MadIvan]

I suppose they should be grateful they didn't break out the Comfy Chair.

Regards, Ivan

[lizma]

I'd prefer if they listened to Toby Keith.

[quark]

The ultimate torture tool:

[beezdotcom]

At one point he was forced to watch a satirical puppet show concerning his involvement with al-Qaida.

Team America!!

[Izzy Dunne]

a drill known as Invasion of Space by a Female

Some jokes just write themselves...

[SF Republican]

After being subjected to a drill known as Invasion of Space by a Female, he said he would tell the truth "to get out of here" my wife uses this technique; very effective in our household.

[Feiny]

Hippies hate Death Metal

[Trampled by Lambs]

They should have used some really obnoxious and noisy Ted Nugent songs.. (I like the Nuge but some of his songs are.. well...)

And puppet shows? Oh the humanity!

[wideawake]

In other words, the teenagers in my neighborhood treat me no worse than if I were a terrorist imprisoned at Guantanamo.

[Mr. Mojo]

Let's see here....

The terrorists are subjected to women rubbing their breasts on them, satirical puppet shows, and dinners of Orange Glazed Chicken, Fresh Fruit Roupee, Steamed Peas and Mushrooms, and Rice Pilaf.

Nice gulag.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Why on earth do we allow the MSM inside Gitmo or any other prison ?

[Mad Dawg]

(I can't believe nobody else said it yet)

Christine Aguilara used to keep me awake too, then I took up drinking Scotch.

[shekkian]

She's finally made herself useful for something.

[Airborne1986]

"The first documented log of methods used by the US military to extract information from detainees details a range of techniques that range from a satirical puppet show ..."


Let me get this straight ... we are in a life and death struggle with murderous islamofacists who get their rocks off thinking about killing us and we are using Kukla, Fran and Ollie as an interrogation tool?

[sean327]

I think the Men Without Hats, AKA Men Without Talent son "Safety Dance" would have been more effective. That crappy song ruined my junior year in high school!!

[LS]

"You can torture me

with Donnie and Marie.

Play your Abba records until dawn.

Or you can play some schlock, like New Kids on the Block,

Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon."

Courtesy of Weird Al.

[KevinDavis]

Slim Whitman would be a better choice.. Their heads might explode..

[Republican Red]

Embarrassing for Aguilara. lol

Bush Administration could really revel in some payback by adding a few "entertainers" to that list.

Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Green Day, Barbra Streisand are just a few whose career could use a dose of reality.