"The first documented log of methods used by the US military to extract information from detainees details a range of techniques that range from a satirical puppet show ..."
Let me get this straight ... we are in a life and death struggle with murderous islamofacists who get their rocks off thinking about killing us and we are using Kukla, Fran and Ollie as an interrogation tool?
You're right, we need to bring out the big guns. We should start with "Dora the Explorer." < shudder >
Reminds me of the old Carol Burnett Show skit where Tim Conway interrogates Lyle Wagoner with a Hitler puppet.