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'Killer cow' arrested in Nigeria
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Posted on 06/10/2005 9:48:51 AM PDT by kiriath_jearim
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To: kiriath_jearim
Killer cow? What has Rosie O'Donnell done now?
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:50:35 AM PDT
by
Dahoser
(Ok, shut down Gitmo. I vote to let the vermin swim home....after putting pig blood in the water.)
To: kiriath_jearim
MAD COW?
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:51:31 AM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
To: kiriath_jearim
That cow had it figured out. If cows were more aggressive animals (like cape buffalo), we wouldn't be able to use them as a main source of meat. Think about it.
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:54:37 AM PDT
by
BadAndy
(Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments.)
To: kiriath_jearim
I have a spearazon that could show this cow what-for.
The "Secret" cow level on Diablo II can get pretty ugly. Moooooooo!
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:55:11 AM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: kiriath_jearim
"We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said. Priceless!
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:55:12 AM PDT
by
beltfed308
(Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunion.)
To: kiriath_jearim
I've feared this day for many years. It has come to pass (shudder). The cows have decided to rise up and end their oppression in a worldwide bloodbath. Lord help us all...(running for basement and unused millenium stash slug shells)
To: kiriath_jearim
The cow's in stable condition...it's being kept in a barn.
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:56:51 AM PDT
by
RexBeach
("Anyone can see what's wrong, but can you see what's right?" -Winston Churchill)
To: kiriath_jearim
The stray animal attacked the man from behind as he was urinating on a motorwayToo bad the bus driver didn't look the udder way. Or better yet, cudn't he just hold it til the next comfort stop?
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:56:52 AM PDT
by
GSWarrior
To: Dahoser
I'll have to take the cows side on this one! I'd be offended if I saw some guy peeing in public too, especially near my food source. That'll teach him!
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posted on
06/10/2005 9:58:12 AM PDT
by
derllak
To: BadAndy
Darwin's Cow will not have a chance to spread its DNA, I suspect.
To: kiriath_jearim
Animals are totally out of control lately! Crows, spiders, cows. Oh, the humanity!
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posted on
06/10/2005 10:03:28 AM PDT
by
Luna
(Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
To: kiriath_jearim
It could've been worse!
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posted on
06/10/2005 10:04:29 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
To: kiriath_jearim
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posted on
06/10/2005 10:04:38 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: GSWarrior
That motorway must have had a lot of sentimental meaning for the cow. He'll get off if he claims temporary insanity.
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posted on
06/10/2005 10:05:24 AM PDT
by
Millee
(So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: Millee
The cow will claim udder madness.
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posted on
06/10/2005 10:07:52 AM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter)
To: Battle Axe
had a wife that she had eaten...
A Lesbian cannnabilistic cow?! Just damn!
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posted on
06/10/2005 10:11:33 AM PDT
by
Arkie2
(No, I never voted for Bill Clinton. I don't plan on voting Republican again!)
To: Battle Axe
" One cow was very sick and had a wife that she had eaten...yes this happens...and it was poking from one of her 4 stomachs into her lungs." HAD A WIFE??? What are you saying? I don't get it.
To: kiriath_jearim
Mr Ojajuni said police were now seeking the cow's owner who would be charged for failing to control the animal. Next, I'll be getting e-mail that starts with, "GREETINGS. I AM DR. OVIMBI ABACHA, TRUSTEE FOR THE FORTUNE OF THE BUS DRIVER WHO WAS TRAGICALLY KILLED BY A MAD COW IN LAGOS, NIGERIA. YOUR NAME WAS GIVEN TO ME AS THAT OF A TRUSTWORTHY PARTNER..." etc, etc.
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posted on
06/10/2005 10:13:58 AM PDT
by
Riley
(STOP CASTING POROSITY!!)
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