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'Killer cow' arrested in Nigeria
BBC ^ | 6/10/05 | n/a

Posted on 06/10/2005 9:48:51 AM PDT by kiriath_jearim

Friday, 10 June, 2005, 10:08 GMT 11:08 UK

'Killer cow' arrested in Nigeria

Police in Nigeria have detained a cow after it killed a bus driver.

The stray animal attacked the man from behind as he was urinating on a motorway near the country's commercial city of Lagos, a police spokesman said.

"As the man fell down, the cow repeatedly hit him with its hooves and horns until he died," spokesman Olubode Ojajuni told the AFP news agency.

Mr Ojajuni said police were now seeking the cow's owner who would be charged for failing to control the animal.

Several bystanders were also injured in the incident before the horned African cow was arrested.

Some people demanded the animal be shot on the spot, but a police chief in the Ojo district of Lagos ordered it to be taken alive.

"The cow went mad, ran into a bus driver and knocked him down. Efforts to revive him were fruitless," Mr Ojajuni told Reuters news agency.

"You know what it will take to arrest a mad cow?" one of the policemen taking part in the operation was later quoted as saying by a local newspaper.

"We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: angrycow; dontpissmeoff; markingterritory
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1 posted on 06/10/2005 9:48:51 AM PDT by kiriath_jearim
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To: kiriath_jearim

Killer cow? What has Rosie O'Donnell done now?


2 posted on 06/10/2005 9:50:35 AM PDT by Dahoser (Ok, shut down Gitmo. I vote to let the vermin swim home....after putting pig blood in the water.)
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MAD COW? Mad Cow
3 posted on 06/10/2005 9:51:31 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: kiriath_jearim

That cow had it figured out. If cows were more aggressive animals (like cape buffalo), we wouldn't be able to use them as a main source of meat. Think about it.


4 posted on 06/10/2005 9:54:37 AM PDT by BadAndy (Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments.)
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I have a spearazon that could show this cow what-for.

The "Secret" cow level on Diablo II can get pretty ugly. Moooooooo!

5 posted on 06/10/2005 9:55:11 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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"We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said.

Priceless!

6 posted on 06/10/2005 9:55:12 AM PDT by beltfed308 (Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunion.)
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To: kiriath_jearim

I've feared this day for many years. It has come to pass (shudder). The cows have decided to rise up and end their oppression in a worldwide bloodbath. Lord help us all...(running for basement and unused millenium stash slug shells)


7 posted on 06/10/2005 9:56:09 AM PDT by epluribus_2
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To: kiriath_jearim

The cow's in stable condition...it's being kept in a barn.


8 posted on 06/10/2005 9:56:51 AM PDT by RexBeach ("Anyone can see what's wrong, but can you see what's right?" -Winston Churchill)
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The stray animal attacked the man from behind as he was urinating on a motorway

Too bad the bus driver didn't look the udder way. Or better yet, cudn't he just hold it til the next comfort stop?

9 posted on 06/10/2005 9:56:52 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Dahoser

I'll have to take the cows side on this one! I'd be offended if I saw some guy peeing in public too, especially near my food source. That'll teach him!


10 posted on 06/10/2005 9:58:12 AM PDT by derllak
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To: BadAndy

Darwin's Cow will not have a chance to spread its DNA, I suspect.


11 posted on 06/10/2005 10:00:28 AM PDT by WoofDog123
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To: kiriath_jearim

Animals are totally out of control lately! Crows, spiders, cows. Oh, the humanity!


12 posted on 06/10/2005 10:03:28 AM PDT by Luna (Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
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It could've been worse!

13 posted on 06/10/2005 10:04:29 AM PDT by MarineBrat (We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
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To: kiriath_jearim

It's just the beginning of the uprising.


Cows with guns http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf


14 posted on 06/10/2005 10:04:38 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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That motorway must have had a lot of sentimental meaning for the cow. He'll get off if he claims temporary insanity.


15 posted on 06/10/2005 10:05:24 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: Millee

The cow will claim udder madness.


17 posted on 06/10/2005 10:07:52 AM PDT by Redcitizen (One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter)
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To: Battle Axe

had a wife that she had eaten...

A Lesbian cannnabilistic cow?! Just damn!


18 posted on 06/10/2005 10:11:33 AM PDT by Arkie2 (No, I never voted for Bill Clinton. I don't plan on voting Republican again!)
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" One cow was very sick and had a wife that she had eaten...yes this happens...and it was poking from one of her 4 stomachs into her lungs."

HAD A WIFE??? What are you saying? I don't get it.

19 posted on 06/10/2005 10:12:23 AM PDT by jackibutterfly
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Mr Ojajuni said police were now seeking the cow's owner who would be charged for failing to control the animal.

Next, I'll be getting e-mail that starts with, "GREETINGS. I AM DR. OVIMBI ABACHA, TRUSTEE FOR THE FORTUNE OF THE BUS DRIVER WHO WAS TRAGICALLY KILLED BY A MAD COW IN LAGOS, NIGERIA. YOUR NAME WAS GIVEN TO ME AS THAT OF A TRUSTWORTHY PARTNER..." etc, etc.

20 posted on 06/10/2005 10:13:58 AM PDT by Riley (STOP CASTING POROSITY!!)
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